[Blurb]
Xue Lingzhi transmigrated into a cultivation novel as its heroine. As the junior sister, she was adored by the entire sect.
But before she could enjoy even a few days of good living, her master brought home another junior sister.
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On her first day in the sect, the junior sister came to find Xue Lingzhi.
The junior sister smiled: Senior Sister, I'm the real heroine. Please return everything that belongs to me.
Xue Lingzhi: ?
The junior sister: We're all characters in a book. I'm the heroine, and you're just a wicked supporting character. But you stole the affection of our master and senior brothers, stole my good fortune, and even stole the male lead who was meant for me. Now I've been reborn, so please give all of it back to me.
Xue Lingzhi: ??
She scratched her head. She was baffled. She had no idea what the girl was talking about.
Fine, then. She could be the supporting character.
Not long afterward, her master brought home yet another junior sister.
The new junior sister smiled: Senior Sister, I'm the supporting character in this book. The heroine stole my good fortune and bullied and mistreated me. I was reborn this time to get revenge and take everything back, so please step aside.
Xue Lingzhi: Then who am I?
Forget it, forget it. She decided to be an uninvolved passerby who minded her own business, surviving to the very end amid the reborn heroine and supporting character's assault.
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Not long after she made that resolution, the male lead appeared.
He was bizarre, insisting that Xue Lingzhi loved him madly, passionately, and desperately.
The handsome young man was naive and innocent, yet wicked; powerful and inscrutable, he often did things that made people furious.
He joined the sect and officially became the junior brother, calling her "Senior Sister" every other word.
Senior Sister, can I steal this chicken?
Senior Sister, can I kill this person?
Senior Sister, can I destroy this sect?
Senior Sister, can I switch to demonic cultivation?
Every day, he cheerfully radiated the feeling of "Senior Sister, I'm back after getting into trouble again."
Once, he angered Xue Lingzhi so much that she decided she would never speak to him again.
That night, Xue Lingzhi lifted her quilt and found a naked, beautiful young man.
The young man showed two little canine teeth and smiled obediently. Then he turned over, revealing a fishing line running through his entire body.
Several ends of the line had been placed in Xue Lingzhi's hands.
The young man: Senior Sister, I've turned myself into a marionette. From now on, you can control everything I do. Don't ignore me anymore, okay?
Xue Lingzhi: !?
Xue Lingzhi realized that her junior brother might be a complete lunatic!
So she ran, he chased, and she had no way to escape.
The young man: If you run again, I'll tie you to my belt. If you hide, I'll turn the whole world upside down to find you. If you dare to like someone else, I'll kill everyone in the world so there'll be nobody left for you to like.
Xue Lingzhi: !!!
Everyone in the world: What did we do wrong?
Just then, the junior sister and the new junior sister appeared in a dazzling whirlwind, tossing Xue Lingzhi a sword manual. "Train!"
Xue Lingzhi flipped through the pages with trembling hands:
With no man in your heart, your sword will make you a god. First move of the sword manual: kill the one you love!
Xue Lingzhi thought to herself: This is it, I'm doomed. I don't think I'll survive much longer! QAQ
A beautiful, crazy young man who falls in love with the heroine through his own delusions x a laid-back heroine who just wants to survive.
At heart, this is the story of one very unlucky senior sister.
[Reading Guide]
1. A comedic, absurd story told with a straight face.
2. The potential issue I can think of so far: the junior sister and the new junior sister have special identities, so they get a lot of scenes and may have as much page time as the male lead.
Theme: Love the world, and love one person