What Do the Uchihas Talk About?

Something seems to have gone wrong on the battlefield of the Fourth Great Ninja War. What will become of the shinobi world's future?

An unconventional reaction story: the people in the Fourth Great Ninja War watch different versions of Madara from parallel worlds gather and talk. Since Madara is talking with himself, there's a lot of self-analysis, and all that blunt honesty might make the characters feel out of character. Think of it as the little people in his head becoming real. You can use the emotions in Inside Out as a reference.

~Main pairing: Madara/Hashirama. No breaking them up or reversing the roles. There may be side pairings from the Uchiha set, but not many; I'll add tags if they appear. This is a self-indulgent work, based on my own interpretation of Naruto and Uchiha Madara. The Great Resurrection Technique is in effect. I don't care, I want a happy ending! Overall, it's lighthearted. I considered making things serious, but reality and the original story are painful enough, so let's keep the fanfic cheerful. Everyone watching is a kind-hearted spectator.

Content warnings: Madara has a biological mother-and-son relationship, children conceived through Yin-Yang Release, descriptions of pregnant Madara, and various pregnancy-related depictions of men that I've imagined. There's a female Madara, who disguises herself as a man in her world. Only her father Tajima, Izuna, and Hashirama know she's a woman. She marries Hashirama, but otherwise you can basically think of her as a man. Hashirama and Mito are friends who present as a married couple, and Tsunade's father was adopted.

Complete. Feel free to start reading.

Theme: Time takes some things away and experiences can change a person, but what's in their heart never changes.