I Bent the Male Lead of a Political Intrigue Novel

[Pre-release novel: My Senior Is a Dragon-Blooded Protagonist! Please check it out, sending everyone lots of love~] Shen He hasn’t even found a boyfriend yet, and he’s already transmigrated into the ultimate sacrificial pawn in a political scheming novel with a male protagonist. The protagonist personally raises this pawn and trusts him, grooming him to become his most important minister. But the pawn betrays him and is eventually torn apart by chariots at the protagonist’s command. Shen He: Shaking in fear.jpg He doesn’t dare become a powerful minister. He couldn’t manage it anyway. All he wants is to cling to the protagonist’s coattails, live it up under his protection, and find himself a handsome boyfriend someday. Shen He throws himself into the important work of clinging to the protagonist’s coattails. When he learns to talk, the first words out of his mouth are “Big Brother Crown Prince.” Once he can walk, the first person he runs to is Big Brother Crown Prince. When he learns to write, the first name he writes is still Big Brother Crown Prince. He keeps at it diligently for over a decade, eventually becoming a veteran employee. All in all, he’s pretty happy with the job. The benefits are great, and he only has one person to work for. When the male lead is busy, Shen He can throw his weight around, bully people with borrowed authority, and rule the capital like a little tyrant. By the time he turns twenty, he’ll be able to retire in glory and take a pile of gold and silver to enjoy his golden years! He’s already picked out where to go: Jiangnan! He’s heard the scenery there is good for you, so he’s sure to find the most gorgeous guy to be his boyfriend! * Shen He hopes and hopes, and finally the male lead gets rid of every obstacle in his way, ascends the throne, and becomes the most powerful person in the world. Shen He is overjoyed. “I’m retired! Woohoo!” That night, he packs his belongings, exchanges his money for silver notes, and contacts his good buddy so they can head to Jiangnan together. His buddy never shows up. The male lead does. The male lead grips Shen He’s chin, his tone dangerous. “Hehe, I heard you’re planning to buy a house and settle down in Jiangnan, and find a handsome young man to marry?” Shen He’s voice trembles. “C-can’t I find a man?” The male lead smiles. “You can. Marry your big brother. Big Brother Crown Prince will make you empress.” #I just want to laze around, but he wants me to be empress# #Do I look like the kind of capital-city tyrant who could rule the world as empress?# *Although the gong raised him, in practice the servants did most of the raising, and the gong just came back to visit when he had time. *They’re eight years apart. The gong has eighty thousand schemes, but loses all but one when he meets the shou. Maybe check these warnings: 1. The author is illiterate. All the worldbuilding came from the author’s pothos. 2. Sometimes the spider plant and little rose help brainstorm too. 3. The author and all the plants are hopeless romantics. The protagonists will have to work out their own love story, sob. 4. The pothos says plants lose leaves when they’re insulted. New novel: My Senior Is a Dragon-Blooded Protagonist! Blurb: Su Xun unexpectedly transmigrates to a fantastical world. Everyone here cultivates, and the law of the jungle rules. Su Xun is incredibly unlucky: he lands in a prison for the wicked. In this hellish place, food and clothing are scarce, and death is an ever-present threat. Just when he thinks he won’t survive three days, fortune sends a fellow transmigrator to his side. Su Xun sees a young man carrying a saber, climbing up from the lowest level of the prison. The criminals across from him fall like stalks of wheat, while he curses in the familiar dialect of Su Xun’s hometown. Tears stream down Su Xun’s face. He isn’t scared by the blood covering the man. He only thinks, My fellow countryman is so badass! My life is saved! Su Xun throws himself at the man’s leg. “Please, for the sake of us being from the same hometown, give me something to eat!” Fu Wenchuan: “...?” A fellow countryman. He was born into this world and had nearly forgotten what his old, peaceful world looked like. Seeing Su Xun sobbing with snot running down his face, Fu Wenchuan feels sorry for him and lends him a hand, taking him home. Then he promptly forgets about him. Su Xun is deeply moved. His senior is the kindest person ever! He gives him food and clothes, and even a place to stay! Life in this other world is hard, but at least Su Xun has a new hope! As an outsider, Su Xun is weak and has no idea how dangerous this world is. After arriving at his new family, people quickly realize he’s an easy target and beat him up. Fu Wenchuan, who has long forgotten all about him, happens to pass by. Su Xun throws himself at him. “Senior, you came to save me!” Fu Wenchuan: “…” Seeing how pitiful he is, I’ll help him once more. He beats up the hooligan brats who were bullying Su Xun. Su Xun is so moved that he’s sobbing with snot running down his face. “Senior, you’re such a good person! Boohoo!” Fu Wenchuan: “…” What a weakling. I feel so sorry for him. So Fu Wenchuan teaches him cultivation techniques. He’ll make him strong enough that nobody can bully him. I feel so sorry for him. So Fu Wenchuan gives him some spirit plants and treasures he doesn’t have much use for. They’ll help him refine his body. I feel so sorry for him… In this other world, he can’t rely on anyone but himself, so he has no choice but to ask me for help. That’s what Fu Wenchuan thinks. Su Xun, having latched onto his senior’s coattails, wipes away his tears. “You’re a good person, the best!” Fu Wenchuan: This world has brought us together. We’re a perfect match, made for each other, united in our shared misfortune. We’ll be together forever, happily ever after… #My senior is so kind!# #Nope!# Theme: People always change.