
After Being Reborn, I Went Crazy on the National Treasure Variety Show
重生后我在国宝综艺杀疯了
by Tired of Noon (乏午)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 125k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Fantasy World
- Lighthearted
- Rebirth
- Variety Show
Synopsis
Si Rui, as a police orphan, works hard under the clutches of his stepmother, and is even forced to be the wife of a fool? However, once she was reborn, she went back to two years ago and bound to the national treasure system. System: Cooperate with me, and you will gain insight into the entire history of five thousand years, and you will also be able to talk to cultural relics. Si Rui: Oops! I'm so rich and noble, it's up to me and not my stepmother! ! ! So she invited her stepmother to the prison and signed up for the variety show "My National Treasure Can Talk" through the system overnight. Hehe, it was a professional match, wasn't it? * At the competition site, Si Rui insisted that the Wang Seal on display was a fake. Expert: If this is fake, I will eat it and throw this ignorant girl out! Unexpectedly, Si Rui was calm and said, "The genuine article sank with the ship a long time ago, and the coordinates are..." Unexpectedly, a Ming Dynasty shipwreck was actually salvaged there later! Expert:? ? ? Has she opened her eyes? In the customs prison, Si Rui's friend was arrested on charges of smuggling cultural relics out of the customs. The old craftsman pointed out that what he brought was an antique. The technique had been lost long ago and could never be reproduced in modern times. As a result, Si Rui said disdainfully, "Is this difficult?" She set up a stall in public and copied the exact "cultural relics" on the spot. Old craftsman:! ! ! I beg the boss to teach me! * Later, with her coquettish skills, Si Rui completely conquered all those who looked down upon her, and there were countless "kneeling guests" at the door. Netizen: Ruishen is mighty! ! I am crazy about my wife, and I hit a big wall because of my wife! Program Team: Teacher Si, this program cannot be without you! Add money, add money! Si Rui raised his eyelids: There are too many knees in front of me. Please vote to pay your respects~ In the lottery team, everyone was surprised to find: Huh? The "kneeling guest" guy next door seems to be the eldest son of the richest man in Duan? Duan Jibai: "I'm different from you, I'm a family member." Everyone slapped the table angrily: Extra number! The richest man, Mr. Duan, actually tried to climb up to Ruishen! ! ! ——Pre-receipt copy: "I became rich by collecting waste paper [80s]" [Beautiful and sassy rich woman vs. Handsome bodyguard with super powerful force] Once she was educated, Li Xiao, a social worker, became a female worker in a northern steel rolling mill in the 1980s. As a cannon fodder female supporting character, she has a crush on the male protagonist, is jealous of the female protagonist, and even does some mischief when nothing happens... This... Li Xiao kicked the script, bah, what a trash man, even a dog wouldn't care! With the BGM in her mind that "the spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere", she resolutely resigned and went south to make money! The old people in the factory all lamented: Impulsive, this girl has no future! Unexpectedly, Li Xiao took advantage of the paper shortage in the mainland and made a fortune by collecting waste paper. The old man in the factory said again: "Hey, isn't it just collecting rags? Can you also harvest the richest man?" Later, the paper mill expanded and went public, and Li Xiao jumped to the top of the Forbes list! "This... Then she is also self-employed, so she is not as stable as within the system!" As a result, the wave of layoffs hit the steel rolling mill, and all the workers couldn't sit still! Li Xiao called and said, "Li's Paper is willing to absorb all laid-off workers." Laid-off worker: Mr. Li! ! I admit that I squirted a little too loudly before... ** When he first arrived in Xiangjiang, Li Xiao made his first pot of gold by buying waste paper. Unexpectedly, the place was dominated by dragons and tigers, the factory was smashed, and his life was threatened... Li Xiao had no choice but to hire a handsome young man as her personal bodyguard, but why did the outside world spread rumors that she was going to marry into a top wealthy family? Li Xiao had no choice but to refute the rumors: "I don't know wealthy families, and besides, they don't like me." The reporter looked behind her with trembling eyes: "Young Master Chen, are you here in person?" Li Xiao:? ? What's less? ? Behind him, Chen Jiasheng, dressed in a crisp black suit, bent down and whispered in her ear, "Favourable, Sister Li." Li Xiao: "... Look at your girl's head. You're hiding it from me and you're plotting against me?" Unexpectedly, Chen Jiasheng simply stopped pretending, "I'm sorry, Xiao, I just wanted to sublimate our revolutionary friendship..." Li Xiao's eyes lit up and she carefully counted the pile of zeros in her bank account, "Which one do you mean?" Chen Jiasheng:? ? ? This is not right! #! It's so hard to be a wealthy woman whose bodyguard is pretty and has been plotting against me for a long time. Who knows! # ————Pre-received copy 2, so cute, please collect it! —————— "The unlucky villain decided to kill the heroine's system" Once through the book, Wen Xi became the control group of unlucky villains whose teeth became clogged even after drinking cold water. In the book, the heroine holds the [Robbery System] and can forcibly change the characteristics of others. The main target of robbery is even Wenxi! As cannon fodder, Wen Xi lost her appearance and everything, was kicked out of a wealthy family in a rainstorm, and was struck to death by lightning in the end! Wen Xi: Damn, how can I put it this way? It's even more unfair than Dou E's! I saw her tearing up the script and binding the [anti-kill system] on the spot - sneaking into the background of the opponent's system to change the data! Wen Xi: Sample, are you the only one with a system? Get it you! Celebrities gathered at the wealthy family's appreciation banquet. The heroine of the novel opened the system: "Forcibly replace Wenxi's beauty." In the corner, Wenxi showed off 38 ice creams: "Order received! Forced replacement of Wenxi's... Jet package!!" Later, when the guests present talked about this matter, they all covered their mouths and noses... Wen Xi said: Hell starts? It doesn't exist, give me the advantage! However, she also has a problem—— If you want to open the system, you must first sneak into the dreamland of the company's big devil, Mr. Lu. ... This and this? Who doesn't know that Lu always suffers from sleep disorders? If he doesn't sleep, how can he dream? But the good news is that she discovered that as long as the big devil's mood fluctuates violently, he will have dreams at night! Wen Xi:*^O^* Isn't the boss just here to offend? So—— When the president opens the door, I get in the car, and when the president picks up the food, I turn the tables; The walls of the president's office are covered with posters of the Ultraman family; The CEO's six-digit suit has cut out holes and is sewn with Peppa Pig's glowing plastic lights… Hee hee, when it comes to angering people to death without paying for their lives, I am a professional~ --- As the heir to the group, Lu Shishen always has a gloomy face, which is scary. The people below respected him, feared him, and stayed away from him, except... That little intern named He Xixi pestered people to death every day. Lu Shishen swore to the parents of Ultraman on the wall that he would never like this woman! Until that happy figure jumped into his eyes, Lu Shishen immediately surrendered. Forget it, don't like her tomorrow. —— Collect it before leaving! [Backflip Thomas kneels down to send flowers~] Purpose: live a good life






