Pre-collection: "The First Person in the Fairyland Who Spends Money to Become the First Person" and "The Tsundere Boss Hires Me to Block His Love", begging for collection QAQ
[The sober hypocritical crusher VS the violent but jealous jealous person who loves to have sex with his wife]
Once out of the book, anti-PUA master Wei Qingkui became cannon fodder in a deeply sadistic love story.
In the book, the love-minded heroine was originally the most promising senior sister in the sect. After meeting a scumbag, she was tortured and humiliated, and finally ended up being betrayed and died tragically.
After reading this, Wei Qingkui felt her eyes darken: The heroine, you, a white and rich girl with a bright future, what kind of ecstasy was poured into her by this scumbag? !
So, she tore up the script and accepted the task issued by the system to save the love-minded heroine.
Go to hell with any bullshit pua scumbag! ! !
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After becoming best friends with the love-minded heroine, Wei Qingkui transformed into an anti-PUA saint.
As soon as love comes to mind, she jumps out with a bucket of cold water!
The love brain cried: "Oh, I feel sorry for him so much, I want to redeem him."
Wei Qingkui: "Stop it! Pampering a man will make him unlucky, saving a man will make him unlucky for ten thousand years!"
Later, the heroine finally woke up completely, killed the scumbag, and concentrated on her career.
Wei Qingkui nodded happily: "In this world, if there is anyone who is in love, I will lose!"
A certain big devil: "Love brain, male, okay?"
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As the leader of the demon world, Baili Hanyu is born cold and violent, and has never experienced a trace of warmth in the world.
On the day when he became possessed, all the gangsters came to the devil's capital and slit his throat while he was unconscious.
When he was dying, a woman in red knelt down and knocked on his head: "Hey, big devil, come home with me!"
After waking up again, he was reborn, but he searched the three realms but could not find her.
Until he met a silly woman. The woman pointed at her mount Kunpeng and said: "Kunpeng is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot~ Two more barbecue grills~"
Kunpeng: ... Are you polite?
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Request for collection in advance: "The Tsundere Boss Hires Me to Block the Peach Blossom"
Ye Zhaozun is sick, seriously ill!
As the president of a biological company, he has been allergic to emotions since he was a child. Whenever he feels the burning affection of others, he will feel unbearable pain all over his body. There is no antidote! Until he met a woman... Who dunked on his head!
Oh, how dare she? !
The bionic man Tang Xingchen traveled back to 2024 from the cyber future. When he opened his eyes, he turned out to be the disliked assistant of the future bionic boss...?
Main mission: In order to prevent the first generation of androids from being destroyed, the president must be tricked into saying "Model 0195, you have been fired."
Auxiliary skills: Prosthetic eyes can see the boss's charm value.
Tang Xingchen: The tyrant boss can't even let his charm show off. If you turn your back on me, I'll pluck my hair out. Why don't you fire me as soon as possible?
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At the company's annual meeting, the boss Ye Zhaozun was receiving the admiration of thousands of people. While his charm value soared, he was in pain to death——
Tang Xingchen picked up a bucket of smelly toilet water and dunked on the boss's pocket, wow!
"Sorry boss, please fire me."
"You!" Ye Zhaozun was about to get angry but found that his body no longer hurt. He was ecstatic, "Well done, promotion! Salary increase!"
Tang Xingchen: O. O? Doesn't this man have masochistic tendencies?
After the mission failed, the future AI helped Tang Xingchen adjust his strategy in his mind: [By being promoted, you can change the boss's charm value!
Become a low-level employee: Bind the boss's charm to lower the average value of the two.
Intermediate level: round up the boss's charm value and eliminate the fun with one click
Advanced: Modify the preference attributes of the charm value provider
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Tang Xingchen was so excited: torture him! As long as you can't be tortured to death, you'll be tortured to death!
When the president picks up the food, I turn the tables, when the president opens the door, I get in the car, when the president is in a meeting, I turn on the switch... I'm the best at committing any of the following hehe!
But later, something went wrong. Tang Xingchen looked at the badge of "Second Leader of the Company" in his hand and looked confused:
——"It's over. Mission failed. Will return soon."
Bang! Before he finished speaking, Ye Zhaozun suddenly broke into the door:
"Hey, can you, um..." Ye Zhaozun was at a loss for words, "I don't care! How dare you leave!!! Humph!"
Tang Xingchen: ... Wait!
The mission seems to have taken an indescribable, indescribable turn...?
Purpose: Establish a correct view of love
