Fallen Leaves Dancing

Question: What kind of weird bosses have you seen? An employee of an investment banking firm had something to say. Employee 1: "I have a blind date who has been clinging to me recently. Could it be that my charm has improved again?" Boss: "My boyfriend also likes me very much." Employee 2: "It's so beautiful! Come on, give me your baby to make his debut!" The boss moved his scornful eyelids and glanced this way, calmly and calmly: "Not as good-looking as my boyfriend." Employee 3: "... Let's go eat noodles for lunch. There is a new noodle restaurant downstairs. The taste is amazing!" Boss: "My boyfriend is also good at cooking noodles." Employees 1, 2, and 3: "Yes, no matter what topic you bring up, our boss always wants to show off his boyfriend, and we suspect that he doesn't have a boyfriend at all!" So one day, the employees asked, "Boss, can I see your boyfriend's photo?" The boss, who had always been proud of his talent, suddenly felt aggrieved and annoyed: "I don't have a photo of him, I forgot to take one." Employees: "What are you talking about?" Is that it? Far more than that. Employee 1 suddenly took the hand of Employee 2 and pretended to be mysterious: "Did you know? My mother-in-law actually poured expired milk into the fish tank where I keep carp!" The next second, the boss appeared behind them, listening attentively, and even took out the notebook he carried with him. Yes, that's right, he is also very interested in how to deal with disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Employee 1: "Can you imagine? He is a genius trader. He doesn't need to take notes when facing the entire market. But when he hears his parents' complaints, it reminds me of the children who couldn't go to school in remote mountainous areas thirty years ago. Their eyes are full of thirst for knowledge." The employees couldn't stand it anymore, so they jointly advised: "Boss, um, paranoia can be treated. We have consulted a psychiatrist. If you need it..." Xie Xun turned around and left: "I'm not delusional, I don't need a doctor." After taking two steps, he stopped, turned back and emphasized, "I have a boyfriend, he is very good, but I am not good enough." Chu Yao has the attributes of a little prince, always gentle and elegant. In addition to talking about his ex-boyfriend, he was vulgar and manic: "What is it? We have forgotten each other? If we meet again, I will twist his head off. I will also use the bathroom door to open it and see if there is shit in his walnut-sized head!" Later, at a company party, Employee 3 rushed back from the bathroom: "I'll go! It's true!" "Boss, he really has a huge, handsome ex-boyfriend!" He turned around and pointed back, "It's absolutely true, they are in the bathroom right now! They are going to pick walnuts together!" Campus version copywriting In the dormitory. Chu Yao was sitting on the table, his long legs crossed, and he was telling the story of "Lettuce Girl" to the children who had not had childhood. "The beautiful girl was imprisoned by the witch in a high tower. The tower had no ladders or doors. It only had a small window at a very high place." "... The witch wanted to isolate her from the world and could only stay by her side forever. But she finally met her prince." Xie Xun, who was sitting on the stool with his legs together and an upright posture, listened carefully and asked, "What next?" "Then the prince and princess lived happily together." Xie Xun asked again: "What then?" Chu Yao looked at Xie Xun, and he suddenly understood that for most people, the fairy tale ended when it said "from then on, the prince and the princess lived happily together", but for Xie Xun, this was not the case. He cared more about what the so-called "happy life" looked like. "Then what?" Xie Xun was still asking him, "Then what?" Chu Yao looked at Xie Xun's bright, unconventional eyes and felt that this child was very similar to the girl Rapunzel who lived in a high place and was isolated from the world. He hasn't stepped out of his tower yet. But what does it matter? If he is a star, why drag him into the mortal world. Love can face all difficulties, and it can also go to mountains and seas. "Then..." Chu Yao pretended to be mysterious and leaned close to his ear, "... I won't tell you!" Chu Yao jumped down from the table, pulled up the people sitting on the stools and walked out: "Let's talk about the rest later. I'm hungry. Let's go to the cafeteria to eat." Of course, Chu Yao would not really refuse to tell Xie Xun what "then happiness" is, but the answer is too thin to say in words. Moreover, the happiness described by Chu Yao, no matter how specific it is, is not everything to Xie Xun. Xie Xun's happiness should be felt by Xie Xun himself. "Then, will they go to the cafeteria to eat together?" "Then, will they plant a sunflower in the yard together?" "Then, they will come together..." … Many years later. Xie Xun finally stopped asking this question because he already knew the answer. Then, they will have breakfast together, have dinner together, and take care of their small garden together; they will run together, look at the stars in the sky together, and do many, many things together; they will also hold hands, hug each other, fall asleep together every night, and wake up together in the morning; and then have breakfast together, and have dinner together... Xie Xun was satisfied that he had finally lived the life of a witch. The clingy Shou Gong who looks down on all living beings in front of others and the childish and loyal dog behind him who is possessive to the sky VS the Shou Gong who is both beautiful inside and out. Intention: If you keep it in mind, there will be a response.