After Mistakenly Mistaking a Spiritual Variety Show for a Love Variety Show

#I mistook the spirit-detection variety show for a love variety show. Not only did I become famous, but I also turned an indescribable being into my wife# Yan Fu, a poor man on the 18th line, was so poor that he was banned. He couldn't eat enough because he had no business, and was extremely poor. Maybe God couldn't stand it any longer. Finally one day, a third-rate love variety show sent him an invitation letter, sincerely inviting Yan Fu to participate in the recording. In the show, he would have a sweet interaction with amateur guests and develop a romantic relationship. Yan Fu, who couldn't get rid of the problem, was overjoyed. He packed up his things and went straight to the set overnight. In order not to be eliminated (to earn more food), Yan Fu tried his best to recruit amateur guests, devoted himself to spreading sweets, and vowed to provide the best love experience to the viewers in front of the TV. It's a pity that the amateur guests are cold and gloomy, taciturn, and not active in dating. Every day, they have to ask Yan Fu for help and take the initiative to post comments before they are willing to give any response. Yan Fu: Baby, why are you looking so pale? Is it anemia? I'll make longan, red dates and wolfberry tea for you. Can you drink more? Amateur guest: ... Yeah. Yan Fu: Baby, why are your hands so cold? Is it too cold in the castle? Can I bring you the electric blanket and the sun? Amateur guest: ... Yeah. Yan Fu: Baby, baby, baby—— Amateur guest: ... Yeah. Yan Fu dedicated himself: Baby, I love you the most! Amateur guest:… Amateur guest: Me too. - "The Castle" is a third-rate ghost-detection variety show, famous for its horror and extremely difficult exploration. In this challenge, several guests have to shoot in a dark and closed castle for two consecutive weeks, and they need to follow the requirements of the program team to find the secrets sleeping in this castle. The castle is almost abandoned and eerie, and there are strange movements every evening. There is no one taking care of the castle, only the owner of the castle lives there. He appears and disappears, his skin is as pale as a ghost, his expression is gloomy and indifferent, he ignores all the guests on a daily basis, and he does not look like a living person at all. Guests who are hugged and trembled after being frightened by the horror chamber every day: Ooooooooh, mommy, I want to go home... Yan Fu intertwined his fingers with the owner of the castle affectionately, and passed by the set. The spring flowers bloomed everywhere he passed, which was comparable to turning on the central air conditioner. Guests:? ? ? Are we dazzled! #Isn't this a spiritual variety show? Why are some people falling in love? - After the recording of the love variety show was completed, Yan Fu happily said goodbye to the amateur guests. Facing the camera, he said nice words such as "I like you the most" and "Go back and keep in touch". When the camera was turned off, he immediately turned around and deleted the contact information of the amateur guests. Just kidding, it's just a script. Would anyone really take the love affairs in variety shows seriously? Yan Fu went home happily and lay down counting the money. A week later, he received a call from the director. The director was stared at by the huge eyes with intricate patterns behind him, trembling with fear and sweating like a waterfall: Are you there? Director: What, our love variety show has released its second season. Eighteen Lines of Fu Ka Attack*Monsters disguised as humans are subject to The copy was screenshotted on 2022.10.31 Purpose: happiness and freedom