The Cannon Fodder Male Relies on Green Tea to Chase His Wife [Zerg]

(Pre-included article in the author's column "Every protagonist to be redeemed is reborn"~) The original title of this article is "The Cannon Fodder Male Wins by Lying Down on the Villain's Wife" ~ Be careful in attacking and controlling! Copywriting: Xie Lan traveled through the books, into a newspaper Zerg literature, became a cannon fodder prince, and was about to be sacrificed to the youngest lieutenant general in the empire, the biggest villain female insect in this article - Jiang Zhibei. Jiang Zhibei appears to be gentle, modest and polite, and is the dream lover of countless male insects. In fact, he is the murderer behind the serial disappearance of large-scale male insects in the empire. Countless male insect skeletons are buried under the villa. As the biggest villain, his ending was also very tragic: after his evil deeds were discovered by the empire, he was thrown to the garbage planet by the protagonist's female insect to be enjoyed by inferior male insects. He was tortured for several days before he was relieved by death. The original person tried to exercise his rights as a hero against Jiang Zhibei, but was taken into the basement with a smile by Jiang Zhibei. From then on, he was hung above the pile of corpses and became a pheromone supply machine that was worse than death. Xie Lan was trembling with fear when watching the plot, but when she saw a very familiar figure at the wedding scene, she was suddenly ecstatic: Isn't this my wife from my previous life! Wife posted! My wife in this life has a completely different personality from her previous life. Faced with his cautious and suspicious wife, Xie Lan chose the simplest, most direct and most effective strategy - making green tea. Jiang Zhibei hated the male insect and planned to make him fall down hard. Xie Lan didn't make any noise. He only had a pair of clear black eyes soaked in water mist due to pain. He sat on the ground and looked at him aggrievedly. Jiang Zhibei:...... Jiang Zhibei suspected the male insect and captured him for hypnosis, trying to learn the conspiracy in the male insect's mind. Xie Lan obeyed and pretended to be hypnotized, but every word he spoke was inseparable from his concern for Jiang Zhibei, which was awkward and intense. Jiang Zhibei:...... Under Xie Lan's persistent green tea offensive, Jiang Zhibei's attitude was greatly softened in a very short period of time. Until one day, Xie Lan got used to calling his wife in his heart, and accidentally blurted out: Wife! Jiang Zhibei's fox eyes narrowed: Hero, what do you mean by wife...? Xie Lan, who was forced to lose his horse: ... Oh haha. Full of vitality/transform into green tea at any time/male insect attack vs. Gentle and considerate on the surface, cold and violent on the inside/female insect acceptance Demining: 1. This article is essentially illogical and cookie-cutter. It is a mountain of private information. You can just read it for fun. 2. Gong and Shou travel through time together. Shou was Gong's wife in the previous life. In this life, Gong has memories and Shou has no memory. Gong recognizes that Shou is actually his wife and starts acting like a spoiled child directly; 3. In the early stage, you are a big pest. You are very cold and dislike him because of some psychological trauma. You have to rely on attack to trick your wife through crying. Only after you are tempted, you will start to be sweet. Be cautious in attack and control; 4. Gong is a bitch. At the same time, he will have some cheats when he travels with the memories in the book, but he will not be a brainless cheat. Little cuties who mind it should be careful~ Pre-receipt: Every protagonist who needs redemption is reborn Copywriting: In the form of a unit drama, each world has different attacks and receptions. The system received orders to change the tragic fate of the protagonists in each world. So the system finds the people in each world that the protagonist subconsciously trusts the most, issues tasks for them, and asks them to help the protagonist reverse his fate. But what the system didn't expect was that for some reason, the protagonists in the original world were all reborn! After rebirth, the protagonist appears to be no different from ordinary people, but in fact he is full of pain and resentment and cannot be relieved. He just wants to make the enemy who humiliated his fate in the previous life pay the price—— But in this life, the light hidden in their hearts shines into them who are trapped in darkness. World 1: Shadong, sunny, stupid dog and scumbag, x gloomy, lonely, reborn, academic tyrant, Shou Many years later, on an ordinary night, Ye Fanzhou held Su Cheng in his arms and recalled who had fallen in love first. Ye Fanzhou pressed the tip of his nose intimately against Su Cheng's long neck and was quite confident in himself: "My wife, you must be the first! It's because you trust me the most that I have a chance to be reborn! You must have secretly liked me a long time ago!" Su Cheng huddled sleepily in his arms. Hearing this, he lazily raised his eyelids and rubbed his waistline with a hint of warning: "Are you sure?" "Of course! In my high school, I was the popular school boy. You are handsome and willing to help others! In addition to being better at studying, being better-looking, being stronger, and being more popular with my parents, what else can you do to attract me... Wow, it hurts, it hurts! Wrong, wrong, me first, it must be me first!" After hearing Ye Fanzhou's exaggerated plea for mercy, Su Chengcai rubbed his side soothingly. When Ye Fanzhou couldn't hold on anymore and fell asleep, he chuckled softly. Silly dog... His intuition is quite accurate. (Cheng Bao in the article does not have this character. The character in the text was transformed by Ye Bao's diligent healing for many years~) World 2: Cold and self-possessed, the salted fish regent attacks x Bai Qiehei, the reborn emperor suffers Although in the eyes of outsiders, the regent was dignified, cold, and outstanding, in fact, Lu Chuanyan was really a salty fish. Because he felt that the position of being in power was too tiring, soon after the new emperor ascended the throne, he simply delegated power and went to travel on his own. Who would have expected that within a few years, from the chats among people in the inn, I would hear the news that the little emperor died alone in the cold palace. Being brought back to his past life by a strange system, Lu Chuanyan could only cheer up, help the little emperor clean up all directions, clear a smooth path, and then once again plan to retire after success—— "Uncle Wang," the little emperor's handsome eyebrows were filled with gloomy blackness. His fingers gently rubbed the chin of the sleeping man in his arms, "You will always stay with me in this life, okay?" World 3: The gentle, considerate and scheming male mother attacks the reborn young master who pretends to be a good yandere World 4: Cold-hearted and lying flat, the male insect attacks x the infatuated and forbearing female insect suffers rebirth (atypical Zerg text, including a slight crematorium) Other worlds are tentatively decided... All Shuangjie love each other, 1v1, he~ Purpose: Love is giving