The Entire Cultivation World Is Chasing My Cat

[Complete] |+ Next book, I Exploded the Kitchen in the Prince's Residence [Book Transmigration], is now available!

1.

Overworked office drone Jiang Chaomian suddenly dies and transmigrates into the body of a young heir from a cultivation clan.

The cultivation world is great!

Fresh air, beautiful scenery, no awful bosses, and everyone cultivates to live long lives... Jiang Chaomian thinks he's finally going to enjoy a healthy, carefree life.

But it's one thing to be stuck in a sickly body... Why does his family make him cultivate until he coughs up blood every day?

Why is cultivation even more competitive than corporate slavery?! Is there some kind of cultivation KPI?

After a lifetime of suffering from workplace psychological manipulation, Jiang Chaomian angrily decides to lie flat:

Go ahead and compete with each other! I'm done!

2.

Jiang Chaomian is finally kicked out by his family for being completely useless.

He adopts a little cat and happily settles into a blissful life of odd jobs, travel, and petting cats.

Unfortunately, his good days don't last long. The entire cultivation world is suddenly plunged into a major crisis: a ferocious beast that had been suppressed beneath the Immortal Sect Academy for a thousand years has escaped.

The major academies of the cultivation world make passionate speeches, calling on everyone to venture into the world and capture the "beast."

Jiang Chaomian: "No thanks. I'm not joining."

Academy recruiter: "Join us, and you and your family will have a chance to receive more resources..."

Jiang Chaomian, stroking his cat with an indifferent expression: "You'll get arrested for running a pyramid scheme."

"???"

Jiang Chaomian watches the commotion and tries to leave, but someone stops him:

"...Wait, isn't that thing in your arms the demon beast from beneath our academy?"

Jiang Chaomian: "???"

Jiang Chaomian: "Have you no shame? Cats are adorable. How can you slander one?"

Then Jiang Chaomian runs off with the cat.

*

Fu Shang is the last Liangqu in the world.

The Liangqu is a legendary ferocious beast with limitless demonic power. Its appearance heralds great chaos, so the Immortal Sects joined forces to wipe out the entire Liangqu clan long ago. Somehow, Fu Shang survived.

Alive, but suffering more than he would in death.

During the first hundred years of torment, Fu Shang hoped his torturers would come to their senses.

During the second hundred years, he dreamed every night that someone would come and save him.

During the third, fourth... and thousandth year, Fu Shang was gradually consumed by a deep-seated hatred. He only needed to escape one day, and then he would kill every human and destroy the world.

When he finally escapes, he's on his last legs, but still raises his claws viciously at the first human he encounters. The person, however, happily scoops him into their arms:

"Kitty! Where did this kitty come from?"

Fu Shang: "???"

What kitty? Who's a kitty?! Don't pet me while you're talking... you damn human!

"Mrr... meow..."

A crazy big "cat" top who desperately wants to go berserk but keeps getting soothed by his wife + a biased, protective, laid-back bottom who only wants to take it easy and live a healthy life

[Reader's Guide]:

1. The Liangqu and demon-beast settings are based on the Classic of Mountains and Seas, but there are countless original additions. Please don't scrutinize them too closely.

2. 1v1, happy ending, mutual affection. Both the top and bottom are experts at convincing themselves the other likes them.

3. It's all about feel-good sweetness. Please forgive any plot holes.

4. Daily updates. I'll post a notice if anything comes up.

***Upcoming book, I Exploded the Kitchen in the Prince's Residence [Book Transmigration], below***

Lu Shi transmigrates into an ancient historical novel.

Good news: He's neither a sacrificial character nor a villain, so he doesn't have to scheme or struggle to survive.

Bad news: He transmigrates as a cook.

Lu Shi has hands cursed by the Kitchen God. Even instant noodles taste terrible when he makes them, so he can only survive on takeout.

The System he's bound to requires him to cook twenty-four dishes according to the seasons and earn five hundred sincere positive reviews from diners before he can return to the modern world.

After Lu Shi's tireless efforts, he finally reaches the brink of getting fired.

Forget completing the mission. If he stays one more day, he could lose his job and starve to death here.

*

Just as he's out of options, Luan Chen appears.

Luan Chen is the villainous prince in the original story, cold and violent, with an extremely picky palate. It's said that he'll kill people without a second thought if they serve him something he dislikes.

When Lu Shi learns that the man has eaten his cooking, he asks the System to prepare his last rites.

But the next day, the steward of the prince's residence personally comes to invite him to cook for the prince.

Lu Shi: ??? Is something wrong with him?

Under the combined pressure of his mission and his life being at stake, Lu Shi still enters the prince's residence.

With the prince's wealth behind him, he can blow up the kitchen without worry.

Of course, what makes Lu Shi happiest is that the prince genuinely seems to love his horribly cooked dishes, requesting one every day.

What does that mean? It means he has a little talent after all!

*

Luan Chen has a secret.

After being poisoned in the past, his sense of taste was damaged. Everything tastes like sawdust, and life is dull and joyless.

Until one day, he tastes a strange flavor in Lu Shi's cooking.

That odd taste stimulates him, and for the first time in ages, he detects a hint of sweetness in the rice that night.

Now Luan Chen's sense of taste is slowly returning.

But he's more troubled than ever.

How can he confess to Lu Shi that he's been using him as a control group?

*

Luan Chen is at his wit's end when Lu Shi catches him secretly eating at a restaurant.

Lu Shi demands indignantly, "Didn't you say you loved my cooking best?! Didn't you say my cooking was the most special?!"

The prince looks guilty and abandons his usual icy demeanor in front of everyone, pleading in a low voice: "Shi, what happened between the chicken soup and me was just an act. My heart belongs to you."

Lu Shi: "..."

Everyone: "..."

A cold top who's afraid of his spouse + a clumsy but clever bottom

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