I'll Do Whatever You Say, Except Get a Divorce

A clueless, goofy flirtatious bottom x a composed, seductive, in-control top

Childhood friends / reality dating show / mutual pining / sweet fluff

Ji Ting had been secretly in love with his childhood friend Lu Yongyan for years. He fought online haters for him and even got a marriage certificate to shield him from trouble.

Yes, shield him.

Now he wanted out.

On the reality dating show, Ji Ting played his honest card. "I'm here to get a divorce."

Lu Yongyan calmly replied, "In our family, Teacher Ji gets the final say."

He paused, then added, "Except this time."

And so...

Lu Yongyan said, "For the sake of the show, we have to share a room."

Ji Ting gritted his teeth and reminded him, "We're getting divorced."

Lu Yongyan nodded, then climbed into his bed that very night.

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Synopsis written October 29, 2022, revised in January 2025.

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Angsty, groveling romance: You're Pretty Remarkable, Being an Actor

Zhang Chumo (a bottom who talks tough but does good deeds) x Qi Shu (a top who speaks gently but does ruthless things)

At first, Qi Shu was driven into a corner with nowhere to go, and Zhang Chumo blocked the doorway.

"You can come in, but only on your knees."

Qi Shu promptly fainted into Zhang Chumo's arms.

Young Master Zhang was stunned. His attempt to intimidate Qi Shu had failed, and now he had to find a doctor in the middle of the night. In the end, he inexplicably let him stay.

Qi Shu teared up easily. Harsh words made him tear up, kindness made him tear up, and being ignored made him tear up.

In short: He cries, can cry, loves to cry, and cries beautifully.

Zhang Chumo was a sucker for it.

So by the time Qi Shu was done crying, he had everything he wanted.

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Everyone knew the Zhang and Qi families were bitter enemies. Surely Qi Shu would have a miserable time living with the Zhangs?

But before a year had passed, Zhang Chumo had fallen out with his family over wanting to marry Qi Shu.

Well, then, this was a pure-love story. Except Qi Shu drove the Zhang family into bankruptcy.

Well, then, this was a revenge story.

Everyone asked, "Is Qi Shu really such a ruthless man?"

But at a banquet, the supposedly ruthless Qi Shu stopped Zhang Chumo in front of everyone.

His eyes reddening, he said, "You are not allowed to leave me."

Theme: Love life! Live well!