A Careless Mistake Left Me Single

One day, he ended up in the interstellar era, and life became incredibly difficult.

On his left was an alien neighbor. One glance earned him a warning about the risk of mental contamination.

On his right was a beastman neighbor. One glance earned him a warning not to touch the young.

Fine, he wouldn't look. He wanted to apply for the warning-on-sight privilege too!

The interstellar police clerk rejected his application: “Sorry, human. Humans aren't a rare species, so you aren't eligible to apply for this.”

So humans have to put up with discrimination now?

“I'm a single human of childbearing age. I want to apply for an anti-harassment warning!”

The clerk's attitude immediately changed: “Certainly! I'll take care of that for you.”

Weak gong, strong shou; his kidneys are in for a rough time.

Theme: A quirky story to help you unwind.