Jiaojiao, You Wouldn't Want To...

[Signed for print publication. Details: wb@Call Me Su San Shao] [Complete. The upcoming novel blurb is at the bottom.] “Wen Zhijiao belongs to Jiang Yuancheng.” It was an unspoken secret among the social elite of City A. They had never seen her, but they knew Jiang Yuancheng kept a canary he treasured like the apple of his eye, and that he had even broken half his leg for her. Later, Jiang Yuancheng became a vegetative patient. It was in his hospital room that the people in his circle finally met Wen Zhijiao. Dull and obedient, pretty and timid. Though surrounded by wolves, she displayed her vulnerability without the slightest awareness of it. * Wen Zhijiao is the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. While Jiang Yuancheng is unconscious, she will reveal her true nature: insulting and abusing him, bullying the heroine, and earning the hatred and revenge of his friends, the male leads, before meeting a miserable end. She has no intention of changing the future. She does everything as written, trampling every landmine along the way. Then one day, she receives several anonymous emails: Zhijiao, you don't want him to wake up either, do you? I (we) can help you. Wen Zhijiao: “...?” The book never said she had a bunch of disposable sidekicks? She forwarded the emails to one another, hoping to figure out who had sent them. The next day, the male leads got into a fight. Wen Zhijiao: “...?” She figured she must not be wicked enough. Maybe she was still too timid. But when she tries her best to become bad, the male leads, born bad to the bone, can only find her adorable. #It's okay, being a little silly is cute too. Even being bad for one minute is impressive.# * Before Jiang Yuancheng fell into a coma, his friends said: “You're just fooling around with her. Don't take it too seriously.” “Break a leg to get engaged? Is she even worth it?” “Stop torturing yourself. I can't stand watching this.” After Jiang Yuancheng fell into a coma, his friends said: “She was just fooling around with you. Don't take it too seriously.” “Break a leg and expect to be together? Are you even worth it?” “Why are you still alive? I can't stand watching this.” Jiang Yuancheng: “...” Jiang Yuancheng: “6” * Content warnings: 1. I do not accept suggestions or writing advice. If anything bothers you, please drop the novel instead of having any expectations. Thank you. 2. The heroine is sweet, timid, morally lax, and adored by everyone. Every male lead and supporting male character is a deranged, obsessive bad seed. One-sided crushes, men competing for her, and wildly exaggerated, unrealistic depictions of wealth. 3. Illogical Mary Sue story, elementary-school-level writing, pure romance, not a wish-fulfillment story, not a strong female lead, not a strong heroine (emphasis added). 4. No outline, no attempt to please everyone. No fighting over screentime or putting characters down. The stock market is risky, so enter with caution. Novels are just entertainment, so don't get too invested. *Upcoming Novel Blurb* “I Can't Explain It to You Rich People” by Call Me Su San Shao After Lin Zhiyan enrolls in the renowned Federal Military Academy as a gifted student, her friends tease her, saying she's landed the classic Cinderella role and should watch out for people targeting her. After all, the school is practically a breeding ground for the Federal warlords and elite families, filled with the second and third generations of countless dynasties. Lin Zhiyan, meanwhile, is like a modern-day Cinderella: poor, academically gifted, with black hair and pale skin, kind and quiet. When she smiles, ripples spread through her dark eyes. “So, is anyone pursuing you at your new school?” Her friend waggled her eyebrows. Lin Zhiyan only smiled. Yes, and quite a few. The romantic fantasies spun by the capitalist class had poisoned their own minds too. There were certainly people at school with romantic notions of rescuing a fallen woman or playing Prince Charming, but... When they considered which planet to visit over the holidays, she worried that the dark rains would corrode the buildings back home. While they drove luxury cars and starships to school, she had to set out early with a weapon for self-defense, wary of idlers from the slums, and wait for the bus while studying. While they busied themselves with champagne parties, she worked part-time and stayed up late drilling practice questions. In these circumstances, she'd rather assassinate them than fall in love with them. So Lin Zhiyan looked at her friend with clear eyes and said, “Studying matters more.” Among all the unfairness in life, grades were the one constant measure of fairness. That was what Lin Zhiyan thought. Until a bunch of rich people casually padded their résumés with projects and racked up enough points to edge her out in the final comprehensive assessment. Lin Zhiyan: “...” Her face was smiling, but her fists were rock-hard. Later, when these people were injured, breaking down, or tearing each other apart in a frenzy, they asked her who she really loved. She kept smiling, her eyes clear, and answered seriously, “Sigh, I just can't explain it to you rich people.” Unfortunately, by the time she wanted to get away, they had surrounded her. The man at the front raised an eyebrow. “Can't explain it to us rich people? Then take your time. Spend your whole life explaining, until we understand. Otherwise... you won't be going anywhere from now on.” Lin Zhiyan: “...” Now she really couldn't explain it. #Pure Mary Sue romance. All the male leads are gloomy, deranged bad seeds, and the heroine is a dark-minded innocent flower. She deliberately gets close to them, only to bring trouble upon herself and provoke a pack of lunatics. . Theme: Cross class barriers and join hands to create a better future!