[Football] The Roman Man and the Valkyrie

Third Aunt: Your mom seems to have remarried in Italy. Her new husband is a Roman man with a son who's older than you. Dou Jiamo: Huh, did I just get a free big brother? Sixth Grandma: You might get a free big brother, but he might not get a free little sister. Dou Jiamo: Huh? What do you mean? Am I a burden now? Third Aunt: At least you know yourself. Sixth Grandma: Hurry to Rome and see. Maybe you'll still have a chance to get added to their family registry. Dou Jiamo: No, I'm going to wait a little. Third Aunt: Wait for what? He was born in Rome. If you don't hurry, you might never make it to Rome in your whole life! Dou Jiamo: Until I get my sixth-degree martial arts certificate! Sixth Grandma: What, are you going to Italy to spread Chinese martial arts? Dou Jiamo: No, I'm going to assassinate that big brother! My mom can only have one child, and that's me! Nesta: Achoo! ↑↑↑Original misleading blurb↑↑↑ ↓↓↓Plot blurb↓↓↓ Momo threw a white flag at French fans during the World Cup in France. Momo made a world-famous hand gesture at the World Cup in Korea. Momo wore a Lazio jersey at the San Siro. Momo also wore a Lazio jersey at the Meazza. Momo fought English football hooligans in Istanbul. Momo beat up every Gypsy in Italy, from north to south. Momo even wrestled a giant lizard in the Ganges. Wait, is this Momo one person? Of course! This Momo is my Momo! Theme: Independence, self-reliance, and perseverance