Demining: Nonsense! No logic! Everyone is a fool! All robot settings! The writing is awkward, please mind me. The Brothers Chapter preview contains the bottom of the copy of "Villains Are Not Cute"
Copywriting: [Sweeping robot Tyrannosaurus Pipi Shou
Kakana, the son of the plane, failed to complete the year-end performance appraisal and was forced to review and was tied to a dog-rattling underworld system.
He at this time
——The ugly green sweeping robot!
Not only are they not human anymore! And it's a little green…
Kakana, the only employee of the Plane Bureau: -. —Spread your hands, I'm used to it... But this system is a real dog.
System: [Detected host insulting this system! The mission is forced to start!
[Task 1: Collect 100 pieces of shit!
Kakana is dominating the zoo, while a group of dogs cover their anus and tremble.
At this time, there was a lot of shit in the virtual pet game interface of the federal military god Mecha Arman.
[Task 2: Collect stinky socks!
In the military academy, Kakana became a sock thief who frightened countless tough men.
Arman's page has another bunch of smelly socks.
[Task 3: Move bricks in the mecha factory!
Kakana develops new paints at the factory.
On the day of the military exercise, four giant mechas with their orifices painted bleeding rushed out of the sky.
Arman became the laughing stock of the entire Federation that day.
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After downloading the virtual training game "Traveling Pets", the military god Mecha Arman discovered that something was wrong with the pets he raised.
Gifts brought back by other people's pets: stuffed animals, souvenirs, cute photos…
Looking back at his panel: N pairs of smelly socks, iron nails, rotten rags, melon seed rinds, smelly watermelon rinds, and even a piece of dog poop!
Armen: Something bad happened instantly!
Thinking that there was a bug in the game, he posted his pet to the forum. As a result, this strange pet became popular overnight, and tens of thousands of people wrote letters begging the owner to sell his game account.
Armen: Suddenly I no longer dislike it...
Change hands and become a krypton gold giant.
After completing countless tasks, Kakana finally earned enough points to gain access to the Internet. He opened a pet game video with tens of billions of clicks on the entire Internet.
He stared at the screen in silence for a few seconds, "Hey! Who sent out my dark history?! I'm going to kill him!"
So that night, Kakana wrapped herself in her favorite pink quilt and ran away overnight.
Arman, who was fighting the Zerg on the battlefield, glanced at the empty game interface on his screen. He was so angry that he killed everyone in all directions. The Zerg was defeated!
Armen returned triumphantly and rushed straight into the game company through the cheering crowd. After turning the company into chaos, he returned disappointed.
At the corner of the street, an ugly green sweeping robot wearing a limited-edition pink quilt was clumsily crawling out of a gap in the sewer.
The two robots looked at each other...
Armen: Found it!
——————Small Theater————
The ignorant little robot ran out of power, and the mecha boss behind him flashed his eyes: "Baby, do you want me to help you charge it?" + The little daughter-in-law flew into the air and spun 720 degrees, exploding hair: "Don't even think about it!"
The small Tyrannosaurus sweeping robot is attacked by the X loyal dog mecha boss
1. Some settings will be explained later, please be patient.
2. The sand sculpture has no logic and the writing style is awkward.
3. The cover is Shou and Zai, and the picture of Gong and Zai is in VB
4. The author has the same name on Weibo
5. Welcome to take a look at other advance receipts in the column.
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Pre-collection of sand glyphs, "Villains are forbidden to be cute"
[Every day Shou makes sweet complaints to Gong, but they are all corrected by the system into rainbow farts. Gong and Shou are both robots]
Copywriting: [The irritable little villain robot is attacked by the mecha of the X Army boss]
What's it like when a vicious villain becomes cute?
Tang Guo is a gold medal employee of the Villain Bureau. He is famous for being ruthless, sinister and cunning. He has overturned the protagonist's group and fought back again and again. His perfect clearance record has never been broken so far, making countless children of luck feel frightened.
This time the mission became a cute little robot as big as a palm.
Tang Guo was calm on the surface, but he was already worried about the situation in his heart.
In order to complete his great mission as a villain, he sneaked into the lair of the Son of Destiny alone.
He wreaks havoc whenever he gets the chance, but he finds that the people who should be intimidated by him have changed.
Why were those people holding pink sacks when there was supposed to be a sword fight?
The war was supposed to be about to break out, but why were those people smiling like an aunt?
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Tang Guo had no idea what the problem was. Unexpectedly, there was a system error during the time travel, and his kawaii aura was set to MAX...
The villain's little toy robot spitting out fragrance was attacked by the mecha of the X Love Brain military boss
The irritable little villain robot is attacked by the X-Military boss' mecha
There will be robots when attacking and receiving
Gong is a love brain, no matter what happens, I think he is the cutest in the world.
My daily routine is to vomit sweet complaints, all of which are corrected by the system into rainbow farts.
Concept: Game world
