Su Nanshi had his heart broken. He blocked every way his ex could contact him and refused to read or hear anything about him. But the pain of heartbreak still gripped his heart around the clock, tormenting him until he was grief-stricken, haggard, depressed, unable to sleep or eat, barely human, and devoid of any joy in life.
On the verge of a breakdown, big data pushed a life-saving app to him: the Crematorium System.
It came with a note: [When you're heartbroken, repeat to yourself: You may ignore me today, but tomorrow you'll be out of my league.]
He thought entering the System would help him escape the shadow of heartbreak. He never expected the System to pair him with his ex.
All right... If you fall down somewhere, get back up right there!
Su Nanshi closed his eyes and drank the System's prescribed cure for heartbreak: the Complete Tonic Crematorium.
After torturing his ex once, he began to see the light. After doing it twice, he started to get hooked... After putting his ex through it nine times, he was so into it that the truth finally dawned on him: There are plenty of trees in the forest. Why hang yourself from just one?
When he left the System, Su Nanshi was reborn and ready to start over. He discovered that the world was beautiful and wonderful again!
One day, the figure who had once been etched into his very bones appeared before him. Su Nanshi swept away without a trace, turned, and ran in one smooth motion, then hid in a corner and laughed uncontrollably. So the tenth ingredient was himself?
[Complete Tonic Crematorium Recipe]
First course: Modern day (movie star x stand-in)
Second course: Ancient times (powerful minister x swordsman)
Third course: Interstellar (major x undercover agent)
Fourth course: Fantasy (demon hunter x flower spirit)
Fifth course: Period setting (village tyrant x educated youth)
Sixth course: Science fiction (CEO x mermaid)
Seventh course: Post-apocalypse (protector of the nation x zombie)
Eighth course: ABO (senior student x junior student)
Ninth course: Underworld (Black Impermanence x White Impermanence)
Tenth course: Modern day (race car driver x English teacher)
Coming next: Three Realms Bookshop:
The Three Realms' troublemaker, Taishi Changfeng, got into college, causing a stir across all three realms.
The long-oppressed beings of the Three Realms finally had hope of turning their fortunes around. They spread the news, both excited and worried.
"Which softhearted god finally took pity and locked the troublemaker away?"
"Now that he's in college, things should finally quiet down, right?"
"A thug is bad enough. A thug with an education?"
Changfeng stared at the blood-red college admission letter. "I only agreed to go sleep in the exam room. How did I somehow get in?"
A certain softhearted god said, "The exam room recordings show that you completed the entire exam yourself."
Changfeng was furious. "You can do that? That's downright underhanded!"
Xiao Jin patiently explained, "The manager of the Three Realms Bookshop needs a degree..."
"So I'm supposed to study library science?"
"No, clinical medicine..."
"Hmph, telling someone to study medicine is a surefire way to get struck by lightning!"
"It was the Thunder God and Thunder Goddess's idea..."
Changfeng: "Damn it!"
Mighty immortal who descended to the mortal realm x the mighty immortal's natural nemesis
Theme: Stay strong and confident in adversity. One day, the light will come.
Why don't you mark this in the copy now that the attack has changed? The title of the unit is still Powerful Minister × Swordsman. I thought it was because they were together at first. Can you mark this in the copy to avoid misleading?
Ah, using yourself to punish others is called abuse? What he couldn't bear was losing his life, but losing his love?
Why are there no comments? It's pretty cool.
Will there be any updates? Really good-looking!
I have to have a good torture and assault, it's so comfortable
Is this really the story of the Nanshi attack o>_
Damn, in the end, it's the be or the attack, they shouldn't be together.
Generally speaking, the plot is quite childish, and it feels like an old-time romance novel. Shou feels like being taken over by a lowly shou, and Gong is considered a garbage person. The protagonist of this kind of setting can write so many chapters by relying on his running accounts. Two people with no shining points of character cannot sustain it.
"It's just you who's strong and I'm strong." This is a big bug for the author~ You and me
"Although he blocked all the contact information of that person and did not read or hear all the words about that person, he was still in trouble." This is a big bug for the author~ Block