Advance Notice: Please, Just Watch the Ads [Infinite] is listed at the very end
After Shen Xing dies suddenly, she unexpectedly gets bound to the Jinjiang quick transmigration System. With the System's help, she must write lesbian love stories in order to come back to life.
Writing a novel is hard enough, but writing a lesbian romance is even harder for Shen Xing, who's never read one before.
She posts an announcement in the System's space: A sexy author is online, collecting comments to crowdfund a story.
If you dare to comment, I'll dare to write. No exceptions, young or old.
And so, by cobbling together the comments, Shen Xing manages to crowdfund an outline for a lesbian romance and happily submits it to the System.
But then something unexpected happens. Shen Xing closes her eyes, opens them again, and finds herself inside the ridiculous lesbian romance she wrote, as its heroine.
Shen Xing clutches her head and wails: You never said I'd have to act it out too! Is there still time to change the outline?
World One: Reincarnated as a Scum A, I XXXed Myself
What even is a scum A? Shen Xing has no idea, so she opens the comments for a crowd-sourced plot.
The friendly comments:
Comment 1: Reincarnated as a scum A, I cut off my own manhood.
Comment 2: The scum A refuses to live off others and goes to haul bricks at a construction site.
Comment 3: The moment she sees the heroine O, she foams at the mouth, convulses, and faints, so she never meets the heroine O from beginning to end.
World Two: Reborn in the Apocalypse: Spoiling My Obsessive Zombie King
The friendly comments:
Comment 1: I love an apocalypse rebirth story where the scum pursues his wife and suffers for it!
Comment 2: The protagonist doesn't have to be human. The love interest can be a zombie. You chop at me, I chop at you.
Comment 3: Better make them both reborn, then scatter the scum gong's ashes to the winds.
World Three: The Dragon King Returns: A HE with the Queen of Cinema
The friendly comments:
Comment 2: Is anyone who isn't a Queen of Cinema even fit to be human? I suggest making the heroine shou an unknown bit player, the kind who plays a corpse.
Comment 3: Make a movie, join a dating show, make another movie, have their relationship exposed, get congratulations, have a fight, make up, hold a wedding, then write an epilogue.
Comment 4: Don't listen to the comment above! How is an in-story story longer than the main plot any different from padding the word count?
World Four: Crime Investigation: The Max-Level Simp Clings to His White Moonlight's Leg
The friendly comments:
Comment 1: Even crime stories need to be goofy. This author is beyond saving.
Comment 2: Don't tell me there's no outline?
Comment 3: I suggest changing it to The Simp Criminal and Her Policewoman White Moonlight.
Shen Xing struggles to copy down the comments. Looking at the bizarre plot, she can't help asking:
"I've never read a lesbian romance. Don't lie to me."
The friendly comments: That's exactly how they're written. Don't worry, author.
World Five: Crowdfunding the Comments in Progress...
Advance Notice: Please, Just Watch the Ads [Infinite]
A delightfully unhinged, fun-loving beauty gong X a rational, powerful older-sister shou
After Han Luoling dies suddenly, she unexpectedly enters an Infinite Game and gets bound to a public-service-ad livestream.
The Infinite Game, which looks utterly terrifying to Han Luoling, appears to the viewers through the livestream's warm and fuzzy filter as a heartwarming public-service ad.
Han Luoling slaughters her way through the dungeons, even scrambling the eggs in the boss's house and making egg fried rice.
The viewers are moved to tears: Clean plate campaign! She's really doing this, I'm crying, I've sent a coin.
The boss starts hunting players in the dungeon, while the ad livestream keeps cheerfully playing "Maka Paka." The contrast leaves Han Luoling feeling completely disoriented. She declares that even if she has to jump off a cliff, she will never beg the viewers to watch an ad.
Until Han Luoling loses a deadly showdown with the boss and buys an extra life with ad coins, then kills the boss while barely clinging to life.
Han Luoling: This is actually great. Please, watch the ads.
Wen Wangyou is a veteran of the Infinite Game. After discovering that a team-up item has taken effect, she enters the dungeon and quietly protects Han Luoling.
Han Luoling charges through one dungeon after another, but is at a loss when faced with a puzzle dungeon governed by strict rules. To help Han Luoling develop her puzzle-solving skills, Wen Wangyou offers only a few key clues.
Wen Wangyou: Look at this couplet, then look at this chess game. Have you got any ideas?
Han Luoling: Haha, it's Gomoku.
Wen Wangyou: Never mind, I'll just tell you...
Teammate: What a useless newbie. Everyone, do what I say.
Faced with teammates who keep causing trouble and ruining their plans, Han Luoling digs the boss out of its grave overnight and escorts it all the way to the players' gathering place.
Han Luoling: Boss, sir, they're hiding right here, and they called you useless.
Viewers: So touching. She's helping an old lady cross the street.
Theme: There's strength in numbers.
It's complete! This world always makes me very excited and emotional. Maybe I just like the wandering feeling of the journey, and I also like the fuso in the big pen. It always reminds me of the dim izakaya in the dark night under the hazy neon lights. Welcome back is really a heart-warming sentence. Congratulations to both of you for coming back.
If you make a wrong step in the middle, you may be doomed. Fortunately, we have stepped on one of the thousands of wonderful futures. We have passed by danger and darkness, but if we take the step, there is always a possibility of good. Everyone has a bright future! Sprinkle flowers on Da Da Da hehe
Oh! It was love at first sight when we first met in the real world! A match made in heaven, wow, nice, nice
So after Xingxing returned to reality and spent a lifetime with his wife, and because of the wish of his wife in the small world, he could be with his wife who was a god day and night after he left. I thought that after returning to reality, the small world would disappear. After all, the souls of the stars returned, and the soul fragments that my wife followed should also go with them. If other routes are treated as if the system does not vigorously stir up shit, what will happen? But it seems like the fragments of Gu are still left in the small world, and she is worthy of being the woman who is the boss in reality (?
Roommate: For the love of the stars, I will risk my life woo woo woo
The ending is so good... Not to mention that Shen Xing's writing is actually pretty good (thumb) Awkward Little Green Tea x Gentle Sister! Fragrant!
Hahahaha, what's the difference between when the finger cot falls out and when you poop in public? Hahahaha xswl, my wife will fly away if she gets it in her mouth!
I am Dazai Mi, and all I can think about is prison play. Is this okay? (Cover mouth)
Who is crazy? It's me who is crazy. The corner of my mouth is shoulder to shoulder with the sun XD
This book is really great and it really saved my brain