The Whole World Thinks I Found a Substitute

[The full text subscription costs just two yuan. Thank you all for supporting the official release!] [Coming soon: My Wife Is a Green Tea Tease, Zhao Yinfeng x Wei Jiao. The blurb is at the very bottom. Please add it to your favorites, cuties!] [Blurb]: The whole world thinks I found a stand-in, but I really didn't A gentle, steady older man with an 800-meter-thick rose-tinted filter (Zhou Gu) x a cute, scheming green tea who acts all coy and coquettish (Qu Wuxian) [01] Zhou Gu had a young boyfriend of five years whom he cherished like a treasure, afraid he might break if he held him too tightly. As a result, his boyfriend had become ridiculously spoiled, and actually dared to kick him out of bed. The reason was utterly absurd: he claimed Zhou Gu was treating him as a stand-in. Zhou Gu: ??? The moon knows how wronged I am. [02] Qu Wuxian loved Zhou Gu with all his heart. Who could have guessed that one day he would discover he was only a stand-in for Zhou Gu's white moonlight? Qu Wuxian: !!! Qu Wuxian kicked his boyfriend out of bed. So you treat me like a stand-in! I'll chop up your white moonlight right now! [03] Everyone knew Zhou Gu had a white moonlight he treasured above all else, and that for his white moonlight, he was even willing to spoil a little stand-in. Later, when the white moonlight returned from abroad, everyone waited for Zhou Gu to grovel at his feet and dump the little stand-in. Even the white moonlight thought that was what would happen. But the white moonlight waited and waited, and Zhou Gu never came groveling. White moonlight: ??? Weren't you supposed to be a lovesick top? [04] There was one thing Qu Wuxian had never told Zhou Gu: he kept a little notebook listing everything Zhou Gu owed him that was too indecent for minors. Qu Wuxian counted up Zhou Gu's debts and thought there was no way Zhou Gu could repay them all in this lifetime. No matter. He was generous. If Zhou Gu couldn't pay them back in this life, he could do it in the next. [Reading Guide] 1. Top's perspective. Zhou Gu is the top, Qu Wuxian is the bottom. 2. One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins, happy ending. == Blurb for the new novel My Wife Is a Green Tea Tease == A short-tempered young master who keeps it in check around his wife (Zhao Yinfeng) x a seemingly carefree scheming seducer with a head full of tricks (Wei Jiao) [01] Zhao Yinfeng was retired and unemployed, with no worries about food or drink thanks to the inheritance his father left him. But his mother and stepfather found something for him to deal with every single day. Zhao Yinfeng: So annoying.jpg To escape this suffocating home, Zhao Yinfeng had a brain fart and agreed to become the bodyguard of a little-known writer with a terrible reputation. Zhao Yinfeng at first: I'm just messing around. Zhao Yinfeng later: Wife, don't turn it on me! [02] Wei Jiao transmigrated into a book, becoming an utterly insignificant cannon-fodder character in an entertainment-industry novel. Danger lurked all around him, so to change his tragic fate as cannon fodder, Wei Jiao sought out the biggest powerhouse in the book and latched onto him for protection. Wei Jiao: Big brother, I'm so pitiful. Please save me. The powerhouse: ... [03] Living with Zhao Yinfeng was really not a good idea. This young master even expected other people to wash his clothes. Wei Jiao held his nose as he did the laundry, thinking he'd kick Zhao Yinfeng out tomorrow. Who knew that when he walked in, the young master, who had never lifted a finger around the house, was clumsily cooking for him? Wei Jiao: ... My kitchen! [04] It took Zhao Yinfeng a long, long time to realize that he hadn't brought Wei Jiao aboard his pirate ship. It was clearly he who had boarded Wei Jiao's pirate ship. Wei Jiao: What, you don't like it? Zhao Yinfeng: Wife, how could I dare? Theme: Be a good person