The Top-Tier Star's Auntie Yama Joins a Family Variety Show

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The Qingqiu Fox Clan paid five hundred million in taxes,

The Fengshan Bird Clan paid one billion,

The Mountain Gods of the Human Realm paid five billion!

The Ghost Clan of the Underworld paid nothing. No, wait, they were in debt...

"Order the King of Hell to pay two billion in back taxes by the fifteenth day of the seventh month next year. If she can't, she must resign!"

The King of Hell: The competition is too fierce. Let's just destroy everything!

Yan Qiqi heard that the entertainment industry in the Human Realm was very profitable. After begging the Mountain God and the local Earth God for help, she finally made it into show business.

She looked up at the "cousin" the Earth God had found for her, then silently lowered her head and looked at her phone.

Netizens: [Chen Gou's going on a variety show and bringing his aunt. Is he so broke he's lost his mind?]

[Chen Gou, get out of the entertainment industry! His aunt's no good either. They should both leave!]

[Huh? But, but his aunt is so pretty!]

Yan Qiqi: Well... great. Her "cousin" is hated by the entire internet.

Chen Gou, hated by the entire internet: ?? Is there a problem?

Chen Gou became the target of endless gossip as soon as he debuted, and the whole internet turned against him.

Before the variety show Family Ties 100% had even aired, netizens finished insulting him and started speculating about which episode he and his aunt would quit on.

But on the first day of the livestream,

The house chosen by the production team turned out to be haunted. Strange noises rang out in the middle of the night, and ghostly flames floated through the air.

All the guests were terrified, except Chen Gou and his aunt.

The two of them held their bowls, eating noodles while dodging ghost fire with such effortless skill that they seemed like experts!

Netizens: [W-were these two trained for this?]

In the third episode, the production team asked them to make an original short film. The two of them made one with an underworld theme.

A massive, imposing gate stood behind them, bleak and eerie, shrouded in sinister energy.

As the music began, Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head and Horse-Face suddenly appeared, their chains clinking in their hands.

Long-tongued ghosts, headless ghosts, alluring ghosts: a procession of a hundred ghosts, all frighteningly real.

Netizens: [This is kind of ridiculous, but also kind of amazing. How are they so good?]

[Holy crap, did they bring the Underworld here?]

Later, netizens realized that the two were fun and genuine together, and incredibly skilled at martial arts. They all started calling out:

[You absolutely can't quit. I still want to see you walk on water with your lightness skills!]

Yan Qiqi became a hit, truly famous. Looking at the mountain of scripts piled in front of her, she was troubled.

Which one should she choose?

Chen Gou: "Did you forget you need to pay back taxes? Of course you should take them all..."

Before he could finish, a tall man behind him kicked him hard.

The man looked at Yan Qiqi with a gentle expression. "Pick whichever one you like. Chen Gou can act in them too."

Yan Qiqi: ??!! Great! Picking on the little brat!

Chen Gou: ...Old man, you're the only one who knows how to act nice!

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On the first day the King of Hell left the Underworld, the Heavenly Realm's forum exploded.

#Shocking! The King of Hell Is So Poor She's Going to the Human Realm to Make Money!#

Later, throughout the Three Realms:

Fairy: Oh my goodness, the King of Hell is so beautiful! If she's this beautiful, why doesn't she come out more often?

Bird Clan Immortal Lord: I could admire the King of Hell's face for the rest of my life. Huh, when did little Chen Gou get so big?

Mountain God: Tsk, tsk. This is a whole family of three on a variety show. But why does that handsome older man look so familiar?

The immortals and ghosts took a look.

Everyone: Mountain God, you're done for. Did you just call the Heavenly Emperor an older man?

A good citizen starts by paying taxes on time and never evading them~

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Gu Ninghe was born with one of her spiritual meridians incomplete, and was destined to be unable to ascend.

Her father, the Sword Sect's leader, planned to kill her to prove his Dao and ascend.

Before she could be used as cannon fodder, Gu Ninghe chose to flee down the mountain first!

After leaving the Sword Sect, she planned to find a good sect to join.

Luckily, the golden gates before her were grand and wreathed in immortal energy. At a glance, it looked like a first-rate immortal sect.

Only after joining did she learn that the sect was full of great villains straight out of a storybook!

The senior brother was thick-skinned and tough as nails. His favorite thing was to go down the mountain, capture people, and flay them alive.

The second senior brother was breathtakingly handsome and loved making paper lanterns out of human skin. He was even more vicious than an evil ghost.

The junior brother was simple-minded and had to practice by decapitating people every day, leaving not even bone fragments behind.

The junior sister was soft and sweet, but all she wanted to do each day was break up the male and female leads. Her obsession only grew stronger.

As the new sect's senior sister, Gu Ninghe thought she needed to purge the sect of its viciousness and turn it into a truly good and upright place!

But later...

The senior brother ran into the bully who had once tormented him, and she learned that the boy had once been as graceful as an orchid and as lovely as jade, but had been humiliated to the extreme.

In the end, he suffered 104 needle wounds and 320 lashes, leaving a bloody footprint with every step as he crossed the northern lands.

After that, he hated bullies, and whenever he saw one, he wanted to devour their flesh and blood!

Gu Ninghe rolled up her sleeves, pried open the bullies' mouths, and fed each of them a Spirit-Destroying Pill.

She planted a foot on them and looked down arrogantly. "You? What right do you have?" What right did they have to bully the senior brother who fed her every day?

The second senior brother had been born into an aristocratic family, but his biological father imprisoned him and bound him in chains, forcing him to beg like a stray dog. His father wanted to turn him into a vessel for cultivation.

After that, the second senior brother became obsessed with killing every evil person in the world and turning them into paper lanterns made from human skin.

One day, he was tricked into returning to his old home and nearly lost himself to demonic cultivation.

In the darkness, she lit countless lanterns and told him:

"Senior Brother, human-skin lanterns aren't pretty. Flower lanterns are! And..."

"Second Senior Brother, look. There's light in the darkness."

The boy who had once been chained up and kept from the light would have all kinds of beautiful lanterns made for him from then on!

The junior brother seemed simple-minded, but in truth, his soul was unstable because of nightmares. He could only keep himself from going down the path of evil by practicing swordsmanship without pause.

Gu Ninghe helped him overcome his nightmares and strengthen his body...

The junior sister became more and more obsessive, so Gu Ninghe took her traveling throughout the mortal world to see its countless wonders...

Gu Ninghe was pleased to see the people in her sect move beyond their pasts and let go of their obsessions. But...

Could someone tell her why their master was also a great villain?!

Help!

Fellow cultivators, how am I supposed to save my villainous master, who's about to destroy the world?!!!

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