Yan Su woke up to find herself transmigrated into the body of a down-and-out nobody in showbiz, and, to top it off, she was already a mother to a three-year-old. To raise her child, she worked hard at several part-time jobs to earn money.
Then one day, a three-year-old girl with rainbow-colored hair like seaweed appeared, and Yan Su suddenly realized she had transmigrated into a novel where the protagonists were unbelievably awesome.
And that was meant literally. They really did turn the world upside down.
At three, the male lead was a computer genius, a stock market genius, a martial arts genius, and a business genius. At five, his billionaire grandfather brought him back into the family, and he became company president at the tender age of five, beginning his life as a business tycoon.
The female lead had transmigrated from the planet Mary Sue into the body of a three-year-old. Her original name was Yuling Antana Liulishangwu Fanduohaidiemeng Suimolei Yirubing, and everyone on her planet had an IQ of 300.
The female lead was rated a mediocrity for having an IQ of 299.9, and her parents abandoned her at birth.
After arriving on Earth, she began solving countless top academic problems at the age of three. Academic bigwigs went wild over her, and all kinds of weapons and medicines for terminal illnesses were things she could whip up in no time.
Yan Su was the male lead's mother, who died young.
She was over the moon!
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After someone stole her role, Yan Su said, "Kiddo, write Mom a top-tier original screenplay right now."
Three-year-old Yan Jinyu, wearing a stern expression, said, "Okay, Mom."
When someone blocked her way, Yan Su said, "Kiddo, give him a good beating for Mom."
Three-year-old Yan Jinyu, wearing a stern expression, said, "Okay, Mom."
When a rival she didn't get along with bragged that her son had won first prize in the Math Olympiad, Yan Su said, "Xiao Ling, hurry up and solve these ten world-class academic problems."
Three-year-old Yan Yuling, looking shy, said, "Okay, Mom."
When a certain national technology hit a roadblock, Yan Su said, "Xiao Ling, break through this technological bottleneck as fast as you can."
Three-year-old Yan Yuling, looking shy, said, "Okay, Mom."
To fulfill their mother's wishes, the two little ones began studying on their own, fiercely competing with each other and trying to outdo one another, all to claim every bit of their mother's attention.
[Little Scene]
Three-year-old Yan Jinyu secretly went to his grandfather's house. With a stern little face, he said, "Hello. I am the son of your deceased son. Mom always wants me to come back and inherit the trillion-dollar fortune. Please issue a statement cutting off our grandfather-grandson relationship. I'll earn a trillion-dollar fortune for Mom on my own."
Beside him, Wen Muhan had suddenly become a father, only to be told he was dead. "..."
One second, he had a son.
The next, his son thought he was dead.
★ A sweet, beautiful-looking female lead who's actually a bit dim and emotionally clueless VS a refined gentleman in public, but a shameless flirt in private who wants to cuddle up to his wife every chance he gets
★ A nonsensical, brainless, goofy wish-fulfillment romp
★ The female lead is the original host. Born freakishly strong, she eats, drinks, works, earns money, raises her kids, falls in love, and takes down scumbags along the way
[Blurb written on 2023/09/17]
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Mommy's Girl x Mooching Off His Parents, a goofy, sweet, feel-good wish-fulfillment story
Blurb:
Chu Tao spent three years trying to make it in showbiz, only to return as a nobody. Then, for no apparent reason, she was paired up with a top-tier star for publicity, and the entire internet turned against her.
After that, her memories awakened.
It turned out she was a cannon-fodder female supporting character in an entertainment-industry novel. Her only purpose was to fake a relationship with the top-tier star male lead and help bring him and the female lead together.
After being cursed at for the entire book, she was also disfigured when the male lead's fans splashed sulfuric acid on her.
Chu Tao shuddered and posted on Weibo: I'm leaving showbiz.
Then she got a million mocking comments.
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After leaving showbiz, Chu Tao started posting about her daily life.
[The view from the top floor is great. I listened to Mom, so she gave me this whole skyscraper.]
- Netizen 1: "Wow, it really is beautiful. It feels like you're up in the clouds."
- Netizen 2: "Wait, the building across from this rooftop looks so familiar. Did the blogger's mom give her the Guomao Building, a landmark in Beijing's CBD?!"
[I took a liking to an ordinary little island. I listened to Mom, so she bought it and gave it to me.]
- Netizen 1: "You call that an ordinary little island? I've almost forgotten what the word 'ordinary' means."
- Netizen 2: "Are you new here? This blogger calls an island an ordinary little island, a private jet an ordinary mode of transportation, and the antique bowl her dog uses an ordinary bowl."
Later, the blogger was exposed as Chu Tao, the rumored girlfriend of a top-tier star.
The haters came over to accuse her of riding her brother's coattails, but when they saw the CBD skyscraper, private island, luxury cruise ship, hundreds of buildings, and more, they couldn't find the words. They really couldn't.
Later still, the top-tier star, who had cultivated an image as a young master from a wealthy family, was exposed as renting his mansion, with Chu Tao as his landlady.
Netizens started calling her their wife and husband. Her agent brought out the best contract and begged her to return to showbiz. All the film and television opportunities that had once looked down on her came knocking.
Chu Tao was stunned.
She had only wanted to document her life after leaving showbiz. She never expected to become famous out of nowhere.
Song Lin used to be the nightmare of everyone his age in the research institute residential compound. He took the national college entrance exam at ten and got into one of the country's top universities. After graduation, top universities around the world scrambled to recruit him.
During his studies abroad, he won international awards time and again. His parents bought a villa just to store his trophies and regularly held exhibitions to show them off.
Whenever people in their circle attended one of these exhibitions, they would go home and give their own children a thorough scolding and beating.
Then Song Lin graduated and came home, only to lie flat, becoming a notorious freeloader in the research community.
[Little Scene]
One day, Chu Tao listened to her mother and went on a blind date with the younger son of her mother's friend.
Looking at the tall, handsome man who was exactly her type, Chu Tao blushed and said, "My mom says you know how to ask your family for help when you run into trouble. You're marriage material."
Song Lin looked at the adorable, beautiful girl with her round face and round eyes. His heart pounded as he replied, "My dad says you know how to find shelter on your own when it rains. You're wife material."
They looked at each other and thought at the same time: It's him. It's her.
Theme: Face everything with optimism
Is it better to update or not? If not, can I ask for leave?
Is this right? At first, I was afraid of writing about children's feelings, but in the end, you didn't even write about your parents' feelings?
Jin Yuanbao is also a drama star, hahahahaha, but I am still really worried. After all, the other party has a knife and helpers.
Press your claws, congratulations on the big completion
After waiting for so long, this is it
Are you finished bringing in new people? Urgent, urgent, urgent.
This update frequency makes me want to die.
Finally, I have someone who can break it.
This seems like extortion.
Maybe I became a spirit after eating too much of Yan Su's delicious food 🐶