The God of Cooking Hasn't Cooked in Years

[Filling This In Whenever I Have Time in 2024]

Blurb:

Ling Yu is adored by all the gods in the Divine Realm, not only because he is the most beautiful god in the realm, possesses peerless medical skills, and is the youngest innate deity in ten thousand years, but also because he suffers a backlash that makes it impossible for him to refuse anyone's request: ask, and he must answer.

Wearing a fake smile, Ling Yu led a miserable life in the Divine Realm, ruled by the gods. In the end, he decided to descend to the mortal world to escape.

With a mission that lets him do as he pleases, Ling Yu's heart filled with boundless imaginings of a wonderful life:

Help? Get in the way? No, no, no. This god only wants to live in peace!

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Lu Xiao grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth. From the day he was born, his food-reviewing skills were maxed out. On Planet C, he could turn the world upside down with a wave of his hand, and serving others was something he never had to do.

Proud and unruly, he always had the last word. Under his direction, the Lu family's food-reviewing team made a brilliant name for itself.

But even a genius like him couldn't avoid falling under a beauty's spell, willingly becoming his servant.

"Master Ling, what do I have to do for you to be satisfied with me?"

As long as he could have this person, he would do anything...

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Reading Guide:

Love at first sight and love that grows over time, with both sides moving toward each other. Contains a small amount of past-life-and-present-life content.

Scheming beauty deity gong x seductive, jealous young master shou

A mutually doting story, gong-focused, devoted couple, 1v1, happy ending

Important: Only sweet romance, no angst. Includes several side couples, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing!

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1.

Everyone knows that the Immortal Lord Canghai is the oldest immortal spirit still alive, in charge of the fate of the seas around Blue Star. He is the ultimate ideal that spirit cultivators aspire to become.

With Blue Star's deadly calamity approaching, Immortal Lord Canghai took it upon himself to face it and was struck until his body was shattered. As he lay at death's door, the laws informed him that the calamity had not yet passed.

With the world in his heart, he entered the Valley of Time before he died to visit a mysterious person who had come from beyond the heavens.

From then on, a legendary figure who defied heaven itself appeared in this world.

2.

Rong Zang had lost all his memories of the past and did not know where he came from. When Canghai awoke him, Canghai was already on the verge of death.

Seeing that the little fellow who had yet to take human form back then had left before him, Rong Zang was filled with complicated emotions.

"I can guard Blue Star for you until your memories return, on the condition that you give up your title."

"Thank you for your kindness, my lord. I only ask that you raise Blue Star's next ruler of the seas for me, so they can face the calamity and survive."

Entrusted with a child by a dying spirit, Rong Zang kept his promise and went to the Pool of Creation, only to find that the future ruler of the seas had yet to gain sentience.

Sleepy, he dozed off. When he woke, ten thousand years had passed.

He hurried to the lower realm to find the spirit and happened to see someone whose lifespan was nearly over fall into the sea. He had just pulled the person out when he was caught red-handed.

"Hey, what kind of spirit cultivator are you? How dare you steal my business!"

A red robe caught his eye, and the lost memories began to take shape in hazy outlines. Rong Zang was delighted inside. He clasped his fists and smiled. "May I ask if the immortal maiden is promised to anyone? I fell for you at first sight and would like to join our fates in marriage!"

Wangchuan's face darkened, and he roared, "I'm a man, for fuck's sake!"

Rong Zang said, "That's a cold joke I just learned from the newly appointed ruler of the seas. Don't take it seriously, Immortal Lord."

The newly appointed ruler of the seas, Wangchuan: ???

Many years later, a shocking report appeared in the Immortal Realm's entertainment news:

#Immortal Lord Canghai Pulls Rank with His Age, Goes After Someone Close to Home, and Lures His Grand-Disciple, Immortal Lord Wangchuan, Into Bed#

Watching the person in front of him keep shaking himself, Rong Zang feigned reluctance, thinking: Just who was seducing whom?

Practical Guide:

Mostly modern setting. Sweet and satisfying.

Gentle, seemingly innocent but secretly scheming gong vs. bewitching, lovesick, seductive shou

Mutually doting, happy ending. Contains a small amount of fake-substitute content.

P.S. Spirit cultivators are special beings formed from mountains, rivers, and streams. They have long lifespans and are neither human nor demon.

Theme: Everything has its cause and effect, and in the end, all is destined by fate.