Irreverent blurb:
What's it like when your big sister turns into a cursed spirit? Thanks for asking, I've already found out. After living for who knows how long, I finally remembered I was a calamity god. Then I awakened my memories and discovered I'd transmigrated to another world.
All right, now that I'm stronger, let's go rule the world for fun! Just kidding. It's too hard, so I'll slack off. Then I run into the big guy, who calls himself the King of Curses and hits me the moment we meet. I decide to conquer him? As if.
I remember he'll be sealed for a thousand years, and the main story won't start for ages, so I keep slacking while causing trouble. The thought that it'll be forever before I get to see my favorite characters makes me sad, so I decide to stir things up after all.
Why does the big guy always want to kill me? (World-weary.) He even hunts me down a thousand years later. Gojo kitty, don't come near me! Staying by my side never ends well. Calamity gods only bring disaster, so thanks, but I'd rather be beautiful on my own.
Why didn't anyone tell me calamity gods could be this popular? You people are really brave. Forget ruling the world, just destroy it. I'm tired.
OOC warning: characters will definitely act out of character. The heroine's powers and background are the author's own creation. She's strong, that's the point. This is meant to be fun, so please click away if you don't like it. I'll give careful consideration to anything that doesn't make sense.
Theme: Just slack off
