During a late-night livestream, a bizarrely different channel suddenly appeared in the Central Star System.
There were no handsome men or beautiful women doing hot dances, and no bloody, brutal battlefields.
There was only a woman with four little hybrid children, struggling through the dense forest to find "nutrient supplement ingredients," then laboriously turning them into food that looked "just about" edible.
At first:
Viewer A: That's so miserable. Give me your account, I'll send you money.
Viewer B: The hybrids look so terrifying.
Viewer C: Isn't this child abuse?
Later:
Viewer A: I'm the one who has it rough, eating this kind of stuff every day.
Viewer B: The little hybrid kids are so cute.
Viewer C: The streamer's channel is my universal sleeping pill.
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Jiang Yier is only three and a half years old, yet she's the new abbot of Floating Cloud Temple. Though the little temple is a bit rundown, she can just about get by by helping the villagers find lost livestock and pick auspicious dates.
As a little girl cursed with the third of the Five Follies and Three Shortages, her life motto is to give up and do nothing.
But to repay the merit she borrowed from her master and the Heavenly Dao, she has no choice but to roll up her sleeves and hustle for business.
The year's smash-hit variety show, "Life in the Countryside," witnesses an astonishing scene.
A little monk in worn-out clothes, carrying a small peachwood sword, barges into the livestream frame and says to the camera in a baby voice, "Director, your brow is dark. A great disaster is coming. For only 9.9, Yier will get you home safe."
Off camera, the director curses loudly: "Who is this? Xiao Zhang, Xiao Wang, hurry up and catch that brat!"
Half an hour later, in a guest's livestream, the director whose voice had been heard in the background is struck on the shoulder by a bunch of bananas that falls from the sky, then lands in a nearby filthy ditch. As soon as he gets up, a little calf that suddenly comes running knocks him into the air.
Viewers: ????
During a campaign in Beishi to crack down on feudal superstition, a minor is caught scamming people while bringing her "little brother" along.
The news instantly blows up on Big-Eyed Social.
The familiar baby-voiced "Only 9.9! Take a look at me!" in the video sounds a little familiar to netizens.
Not sure? Listen again!
A livestream channel appears on the Quickstep livestreaming platform.
For only 9.9, Grandma and Grandpa found me my destined match.
For just 9.9, the noise that had bothered me for months finally stopped.
For only 9.9, my late father told me where he left his will!
Netizens: Wow, someone is openly scamming people in broad daylight! Wait, that familiar "only 9.9"...
Not sure? Take another look!
Theme: Heal yourself with love.
I said why is it so strange? I have lost several children in a desperate situation. My friend is a soldier and he didn't ask for help. Gu's friends were also there. It was important to save people. So I waited stupidly for a few days and then went to another planet alone to rescue the abducted children? Just because the male protagonist comes out as a hero to save the beauty? I think this plot is a bit baffling
Just, after reading it, I seemed to have watched something, but I didn't seem to have watched it. Did I watch it or not?
This plot is a bit ridiculous. . . If you have a lot of money, why don't you talk to him?
Suddenly it occurred to me that they think even food is garbage. When cooking, is it true that all kinds of nutrients are mixed in to make the dish?
Not bad, sweet little text
☆Tweet the pre-collection of "Shocking, Only 9.9", The column can be collected: Jiang Yier is the three-and-a-half-year-old new director of Fuyun Temple. Although the small Taoist temple is a bit shabby, he can barely make a living by helping the villagers find livestock and calculate auspicious days. As a little dumpling who has committed three of the five shortcomings and three shortcomings, showing off is her rule of life. But in order to repay the merits of her master and Tiandao, she had to roll up her sleeves and work hard on her business. A magical scene appeared in the annual masterpiece leisure variety show "Country Life". A little monk wearing shabby clothes and carrying a small peach wood sword broke into the live broadcast and said to the camera, "Uncle Director, I think you will be in trouble if your hall turns black. As long as 9.9, I will send you home safely." The director outside the camera yelled: "Who is this? Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang, hurry up and catch this kid." Half an hour later, the director, whose voice was heard in the guest live broadcast, was hit hard on the shoulder by a bunch of bananas falling from the sky and fell into a smelly ditch nearby. As soon as he stood up, he was knocked into the air by a calf that suddenly ran out. Audience:???? During a special campaign to crack down on feudal superstitious behaviors in Bei City, a minor was surprised to find that he had brought his "brother" out to commit fraud. Instantly detonated the hot search for Big Eyes. The familiar milky voice in the video "Only 9.9! Look at me!" Made many netizens feel familiar. Not sure, listen again! A live broadcast room appeared on the Kuaijiao live broadcast platform. As long as 9.9, My grandparents found my destiny. With only 9.9, The noise that had been bothering me for months finally disappeared. Only 9.9, My deceased father told me where he put his will? Netizen: Wow, this is such an honest deception in broad daylight! Wait, the familiar ones only cost 9.9. Not sure, take another look!
We have been back to the south for a week, and it is humid and hot, in the 20s and almost 30 degrees. Then tonight, the temperature will drop to a few degrees./Sigh
Come on, come on, we have to go back to the orphanage.
Wow, that's good. I updated it so much in one go.
When can we save them?!!!!