(Please add my upcoming novels "The Beautiful Cannon Fodder's Monster Lover" and "I Picked Up a Ghost Wife" to your collection! Blurbs at the very bottom~)
Sui An is a timid little crybaby who is afraid of ghosts, a silly fool with nothing going for him but a pretty face that attracts all kinds of trouble.
Yet this pretty little good-for-nothing was dragged into an infinite survival game after he died.
[You must maintain your assigned character in perilous instances, earn points, and complete your tasks.]
The System looked at its new Host's fair, pretty face and paused before making an unprecedented reminder: [Be careful of the NPCs in the instances.]
Of course, Sui An didn't understand the System's veiled warning. He thought it was just a simple expression of concern.
So, after entering an instance,
Sui An sneaked into the BOSS's room to steal documents containing mission intel.
The door opened. Sui An frantically hid the documents behind his back and stared nervously at the BOSS who had suddenly appeared.
Just as Sui An thought he was about to die,
the BOSS suddenly let out a strange laugh.
"How did a soft, tender little rabbit get into my room?"
"Did you come here seeking protection? You don't know any of the rules."
"While I'm in a good mood, go wash all that rabbit meat clean."
Sui An: ...? QAQ
On another mission, Sui An went to another BOSS's office to steal the employee roster.
Having learned his lesson last time, this silly fool was caught red-handed again.
"Do you know what happens to people who steal from me?"
"Their hands and feet get chopped off, their eyes get gouged out..."
"But An An... come here and let me kiss you, and I'll pretend I didn't see a thing."
Sui An: ...? QVQ
The System, which had been watching from the sidelines all this time, finally couldn't take it anymore:
[You damn NPCs, you bunch of horny old lechers, drop dead!]
[You don't have wives of your own, so you have to steal other people's?]
Sui An: [Mr. System, please calm down...]
[I'm perfectly calm!] The System seethed with resentment.
Unable to stop Mr. System from going berserk,
slow-on-the-uptake Sui An finally understood what the System had just said. He protested in a small, aggrieved voice, "Besides... I'm not your wife, either."
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- A silly, sweet, delicate beauty and a mad-dog, fragmented top
- Silly cat and mad dog
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Upcoming novels!
Second upcoming novel:
"Can monsters feel love?"
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"The Saintly Big Brother Arc: Apocalypse Crisis"
When the apocalypse came, some people awakened supernatural abilities while others became all kinds of strange monsters.
While worrying about his younger brother, Yu Chen suddenly learned that he was a cannon-fodder character in a novel.
His younger brother was the protagonist. He would awaken supernatural abilities and be protected by a crowd of admirers, with everything going smoothly for him except for the saintly big brother who was always getting him into trouble.
In the end, the brothers' relationship would fall apart, and Yu Chen would be abandoned among a horde of monsters by his younger brother's admirers.
Yu Chen sorted out his thoughts and decided not to meet up with his brother just yet, so he changed his route.
Then he accidentally wandered into a monster's lair...
Later, a two-meter-tall monster followed Yu Chen around, letting his saintly compassion run wild.
It never got angry, nor did it blame him.
"The Spoiled Young Master Arc: The Supernatural Returns"
As the young master of the Tong family, Tong Tong was spoiled into being willful and arrogant, the polar opposite of his older brother.
But in his exquisite room, the only thing he kept was a gift his brother had given him as a child: an old, battered wooden puppet.
Tong Tong didn't cherish the puppet. He would put it down and injure the poor thing while belittling it in front of his playmates.
Until one day, the supernatural returned, and the puppet grew enormous. Tong Tong went from its master to a toy it could manipulate however it pleased.
When Tong Si was sent to handle the supernatural incident in Zone A, he saw the younger brother he thought had died. His beloved little brother was standing on the head of the legendary S-rank supernatural entity, the "Puppet," dressed in a little skirt and swaggering around triumphantly.
"The Vanity Arc: Demons Descend"
Yu Mu, who grew up in the slums, was crude and vain. It was hard to imagine he was descended from the aristocratic Yu family. Meanwhile, Yu Xi, a fake noble born in the slums, was mature and graceful.
Naturally, their parents, their peers, and even the servants all preferred Yu Xi.
They treated Yu Mu coldly and spoke harshly to him.
Until one day, Yu Mu secretly overheard Yu Xi talking to someone, saying that demons could grant any wish.
Yu Mu had never been to school and couldn't recognize a single character. His head was empty, and the moment he heard those words, he started plotting.
He released the demon and got what he wanted. Before he could even celebrate, the demon pinned him against the wall that night and said, "Master, where's my reward?"
A collection of standalone stories about falling in love with nonhumans.
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Second upcoming novel:
"I Picked Up a Ghost Wife"
After marrying the young man he had "picked up," Gu Chen realized that something wasn't quite right.
For example,
his wife disappeared every night,
strange eating sounds came from somewhere in the middle of the night,
and weak, miserable screams often rang out in the house.
Once again, Gu Chen pretended not to hear those strange noises. He went to work as usual and treated his wife with polite respect.
Until things grew stranger and stranger.
Gu Chen stared at the ghost face lunging out of his office computer screen, heard the ghost's screams coming from his phone every now and then, and saw the company seal that had turned into a ghost face.
Gu Chen got up and pulled his wife out of the dark room, where he was hiding under the covers.
Looking at that pale, beautiful face, he said coldly,
"What exactly are you trying to do?"
"Whatever you want, I'll give it to you, but stop interfering with my work."
"Enough with the pranks."
He said all of this without holding back.
Then, the moment he finished speaking,
Gu Chen saw his wife sitting on the bed. Her pretty head went plop and fell off.
"Waaaaah!"
He watched his wife's headless body clutching its pretty head and burst into tears.
It was so pitiful, if you ignored the head lying on the floor.
Gu Chen: ...
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Lately, the employees of Gu Group have been gossiping about one thing.
Ever since their boss got married, his behavior has grown increasingly strange.
Things like the little ghost floating in the corner of the screen during meetings, or the cute ghost printed on his phone case, were small potatoes.
The strangest thing was,
everyone peeked over quietly and saw President Gu talking to himself in a dim corner again, sometimes even laughing.
#Help, what do we do if the boss is possessed? #
Gu Chen, talking to himself in his employees' eyes: What should we eat tonight? Metal or dirt?
Lin Yan: Meat! O.O
Also known as "My Ditsy Ghost Wife" and "What Do I Do If My Wife Is a Ghost?"
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Theme: Use love to change the world
Dear wife, there will be an extra episode, right (wink)
Ahhhhh, I think he can attack from the front!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'll give you candy. Suisui comes with me. Sister, I'll give you candy. Hey hey hey hey.
Hahaha, stinky dog, jail without a wife
What? How dare he say that about his wife? Then he will be punished by not being able to catch up with his wife.
Got it, ex-husband cough
My brother-in-law is such a bitch, his attitude towards his wife is so heartless, it's like choosing a concubine. Can I be expelled from my wife? I feel so dirty.
Is the finale coming?!
Hahaha, stinky dog, jail without a wife