Also known as Sakura Mochizuki Is Always Getting into Trouble and A Few Things About Sakura Mochizuki's Intellect, Which Is Still Kindergarten-Level After Years Away
Jotaro Kujo is a man who never says what he means. He calls his mother an old hag and his grandfather an old geezer. The only person he tells the truth to is his childhood friend Sakura Mochizuki, who keeps popping up in front of him. To her, he says exactly what he thinks: "Idiot."
Those are his heartfelt words.
He always figured that between the two of them, their intelligence added up to ten pecks: he had eight, and Sakura had two. Then he discovered she had a Stand named Judy. Judy had another eight pecks all to herself, which meant Sakura was now six pecks in debt.
While fighting Dio, he watched Sakura trail after that French swordsman, getting teased into a fluster by Noriaki Kakyoin, who had memorized the student handbook. He took a drag on his cigarette and muttered, "Yare yare..."
He never would have guessed that an ordinary journey could bring together these two absolute fools at the same time.
Jotaro Kujo was deeply troubled.
Dio was having a blast.
With such capable underlings, the Joestar family was doomed!
Jotaro? He'd make sure the guy never came back!
Why did something feel... off?
Dio had heard that the group fighting him was terrifying. Jotaro Kujo was practically a walking cheat code. Even the pink mascot girl in their group was impervious to blades and bullets, water and fire alike.
Dio: Wait!
Why does that sound familiar?!
Dio opened a mysterious book from the East. This girl had a monkey king for a Stand!
Enya the Hag said, "Don't worry, Lord Dio. It's not that mysterious, just ordinary damage immunity!"
Dio: Oh...
Dio: ?
Ordinary?
You people, a hundred years from now, call cheat codes ordinary?
* Mainly a trip to Egypt to fight Dio
* The heroine is a genius. She coasts through the journey on cuteness alone
Theme: People live for the Stardust Crusaders
"Everyone who draws comics looks like this" Kishibe Rohan: [Veins popping out all over]
Bobo! You will eat Euler if you do this!
The author and I live longer series!
It's been updated! Good
Hahahahahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. I should say that Jotaro is still a bit sinister (pointing)
Aqiang: You taught me? Platinum: Nonsense and nonsense... Judy: Euler!
In fact, every time I watch this episode, I feel bad and have no human rights. I got stabbed in one eye for no reason. It was just an eye. Si, that scene hurts just thinking about it.
Bobo, are you bullying Sakura-chan?
Wow! It's pulling out carrots~!
The cross talk performance is so funny hahahahahahaha