Damn it, everyone else gets an earth-shattering entrance when they cross over. What about me? What about me?
One banana peel, and Jesus sends me crashing into the world of The Prince of Tennis. Is he too kind, or am I too insignificant?
Sanada Genichiro is my older brother? No problem. That means I'm one step closer to my beloved beauty!
A fake Kotoko Aihara and Naoki Irie? You bet! I know how to play dumb and act cute.
But... this Naoki is so hard to win over...
How many decades do I have in this life? I spent ten years on him!
Don't let that gentle, godlike smile fool you. His thoughts are so far away, you can't even tell where they've gone...
Then one day, being the loyal friend I am, I grabbed his best friend and said, "Come on, let's get married!"
Damn you, Yukimura Seiichi. I just want to see how you'll choose between your brother and your woman!
What? I was never your woman?
Bull! I stayed by your side when you were sick, helped you through rehab, and found you up on the rooftop with tears in your eyes after you lost a match. I'm always there for you, even when you, the born king, have a rare moment of weakness!
You don't take me seriously? And you're still thinking about other women?
Fine. I'll put on a little PDA right in front of you. I wish you happiness!
Hmph... Happiness... To hell with happiness!
Listen up, Yukimura Seiichi. If I'm not happy, you won't be happy for the rest of your life either!
