Ruan Chi is a big shot in the quick transmigration bureau, assigned the role of a disposable pawn in a political intrigue novel.
In his first life, he was the tutor to a young tyrant. He seemed noble and refined, but was actually greedy for power, and betrayed the tyrant's secrets without a second thought.
In his second life, he was a general serving a young adult tyrant. He seemed upright and honorable, but was actually a spy for an enemy kingdom, and stabbed the tyrant in the back without hesitation in front of the three armies.
At last, he arrives in his third life.
System: You are a sinister, vicious eunuch who craves wealth and status. You scheme your way into the tyrant's harem, but you're spoiled and wicked, so the tyrant torments you in body and soul, until you finally end your miserable life with a cup of poison.
When Ruan Chi arrives, the original owner has just drugged the tyrant with a lethal dose of aphrodisiacs.
The next day, as Ruan Chi gets out of bed clutching his aching waist, he thinks: ...Damn it!
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After causing trouble in his first two lives, the capital is full of powerful people who would love to kill him.
The one who hates him most is probably the tyrant.
Ruan Chi diligently keeps his secret identity under wraps, until one day he suddenly feels nauseous.
Imperial physician: "Congratulations, Noble One, you're expecting!"
Ruan Chi: ?
He runs off with the baby on the spot, but hasn't gotten far before the tyrant catches him. The tyrant cradles his belly, his eyes dark with gloom. "How much longer are you going to deceive me, Tutor?"
Ruan Chi: Qaq, wait, when did my secret identity get exposed?
After the tyrant locks him up in the hundred-zhang-high Star-Picking Tower and has his way with him.
#No more lies, I'll never dare deceive anyone again#
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Ji Yue lived his life with indifference. Looking back, only two people remained etched in his heart.
When he was young, he was small for his age. On the seventeenth day of the twelfth lunar month, he knelt for so long that he was buried in snow, and no one noticed. His tutor, whose hands were meant for reading and writing, spent two hours digging until he found him. The tutor's damp, cold clothes brushed against his cheek. "If you don't want to live, then take your tutor with you."
The borderlands were bitterly cold. A blade pierced his heart, and even the finest doctor couldn't save him. His general carried him a hundred li through snowy mountains, his legs giving out beneath him, until he found the legendary Everlasting Flower.
Later, he planted an Everlasting Flower on the general's grave, too.
Later, at last, he returned.
He razed the palace, built a hundred-zhang-high tower, and made a cage of gold and stone, with locks crafted from cold jade.
"Don't leave me. Never leave me again."
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He is the snow in the mountains; he is the moon in my heart.
Even if every word is false affection,
he accepts it all.
1. An unpredictable, unhinged tyrant x a beautiful, lazy fish who just wants to retire. Don't ask, I just want to retire.
2. A touch of a everyone-loves-him setup. The main plot is romance, and the setting is entirely fictional.
Theme: Cherish the people who are with you now
Alert. When did it open? Am I late?
Although he won't leave any memories, when he wakes up and sees Shou lying on the same bed, he won't think too much about it.