Who Doesn't Have a Special-Grade Vengeful Cursed Spirit?

[Synopsis for this story] What's it like to have a best friend who's into anime? Yagami En knows all about it. Your hearing goes out every now and then, and you're forced to endure a flood of pictures and fanfiction that are beyond the pale. The latest batch of husbands are apparently called White-Haired Cat and Blueberry Yogurt? What weird names. If Heaven gave her another chance, she'd beg her best friend to tell her all about the stories of her husbands. Reborn at sixteen, she enrolled at Jujutsu High with her innate cursed spirit. Looking at the familiar, punchable face of the teacher above her, Yagami En understood. She'd seen his [beep] pictures and [beep] fanfiction! Her junior's body housed a thousand-year-old curse user, and there was a beautiful boy in the lower grades named Fushiguro Megumi. Yagami En was confident: she'd seen this story before. It was a heart-wrenching love story between three people. Yagami Inochi, her innate cursed spirit, was very worried about his sister's mental state. But it was fine, because she still had him. Even if everyone suspected his sister had lost her mind, he would never abandon her~ * Scene 1: Around the corner in the hallway Yagami En bumps into Okkotsu. Special Grade Vengeful Cursed Spirit Rika [Don't touch him! Okkotsu is mine!] Special Grade Innate Vengeful Cursed Spirit Yagami Inochi [Carrying my sister away. Don't @ me.] * Scene 2: The Old Oranges: Your innate cursed spirit is too dangerous. We've decided to give you a suspended death sentence. Yagami En: Why not just kill me? If I don't die of natural causes, Inochi and I will become twin Special Grade Vengeful Cursed Spirits. * Scene 3: During class She openly drags another desk into the room and lets Yagami Inochi out. Don't deprive children of comfort just because times are hard. No matter how poor you are, don't skimp on education. Even Special Grade curses deserve nine years of compulsory education. The original setting is huge. OOC warning. The CP won't appear until much later, and it's leaning toward Gojo Satoru. Reader's Guide: 1. Chapter 4 has a major content warning. Non-combatants, please retreat in time!!! This is not a drill. This is not a drill. The second half of Chapter 4 contains a story-within-a-story, and readers have said it's extremely upsetting. Those who are sensitive may want to skip it or check the comments first before deciding whether to read. (Let's not miss out because of this, okay? Peace and love.) 2. Fans of Okkotsu x Rika should read with caution. The CP hasn't been decided, so there will definitely be interactions. 3. The title is intentional. Rika and the innate cursed spirit in the story have different origins, to distinguish them. There's a detailed explanation in the Chapter 1 comments. 4. The original setting will be vast. Everyone will get to avoid a tragic end. The author is crazy (just kidding). We're connected by a single thread online, so treasure this bond. Muah. [New Story Coming Soon: The True King of Part-Time Workers in Beika Town] Hananoi Chinatsu has a useless System called the [Part-Timer System]. Its only function is to show her the nearest job opening, and it won't even provide an internship certificate. With dozens of properties to her name and no need to worry about food or shelter for the rest of her life, she scoffed. Chinatsu: That's it? Get out of my sight. [System: Hold on! If you earn a certain amount of money, you can make one wish.] Chinatsu: Eternal youth? Immortality? Ruling the martial world? Ascending to heaven on the spot? [System: Well... those aren't scientifically possible.] Chinatsu: And what scientific principle are you based on? She dismissed the useless System's claims with a scoff. But why wouldn't that little red dot showing job openings disappear?! Hananoi Chinatsu, with advanced-stage obsessive-compulsive disorder: I can feel ants crawling all over me... To get rid of that red dot for good and restore peace to the world of the compulsively tidy, Chinatsu began her journey as the King of Part-Time Workers: delivering food, picking locks, selling insurance, working in sales, doing odd jobs... [Scene 1] *A remote mountain village with few inhabitants* Hiromitsu Morofushi, taking part in a practical drill at the police academy, stopped a villager passing by. Hiro: Ma'am, have you seen a metal bird flying overhead? Chinatsu, who'd just finished helping with the harvest, wiped her face without expression. She replied: I haven't seen any metal birds, but there was a Bell 206. [Scene 2] *Stuck aboard a moving Shinkansen* There's also a bomb on board that's about to explode. Handsome guy with curly hair: Stay calm. I'll guide you through disarming the bomb over the phone. Chinatsu: It's disarmed. Handsome guy with curly hair: When did you learn how to defuse bombs?! Chinatsu: If you pick enough locks, you learn to defuse bombs. Isn't that normal? [Scene 3] *Following the strange route given by the System, she enters a bar and holds out her thick resume under the wary gazes of everyone inside.* Chinatsu: Hello, this is... the distillery, right? I'm here to interview for the cleaning position. Vermouth: You've got the wrong department... [Scene 4] *Poirot Cafe* Bourbon confidently walks into the cafe, which is hiring waitstaff. Owner: Sorry, we've already hired someone. He turns around and locks eyes with Chinatsu. Bourbon: You again!!! [CP undecided. A joyful comedy. Everyone gets to avoid a tragic end. Stay tuned.] Theme: Saving the dangerously handsome men