I'm Feiniaojing Xuexin, male, twenty-three years old, and an elegant, charming villain.
The organization I belong to burns, kills, robs, and commits every evil imaginable. It's obviously the archenemy of the super-righteous protagonist in a shonen manga. And as a thoroughly unremarkable villain, according to manga logic, I won't survive past chapter three!
But that's okay. Although I'm an elegant, charming villain, my doppelganger is a super-righteous police officer. He'll definitely protect me!
But my good fortune didn't last. Just when I had finally waited for my brilliant police officer to graduate from the academy, his superior sent him into my villainous organization, where he became an even more useless bottom-rung lackey than me.
What are you doing, my super-righteous police officer?! QAQ
To stop my other self from being treated as a disposable resource by the organization, I had to do my best to help him get promoted and earn a raise, get him out of his cannon-fodder role, and even help rescue his friends from the police academy!
Why?! Shouldn't the righteous undercover officer be rescuing the villain who's trapped in a mire but still longs for the light? Why am I, a villain, the one saving people? They're your friends, you jerk of a twin!
And my death flags are piling up fast because of all this!
Is this the so-called rule that a villain becomes three times weaker after turning over a new leaf?!
No way! Villains have dreams too!!
To keep the flame of hope alive, I had no choice but to leave my undercover officer behind and flee the organization in tears.
So I hereby solemnly declare:
I'm a real member of the liquor factory, codename Bitters. I've been deceived by my own doppelganger and am currently making a spectacular escape. I'm in urgent need of a kind person to take me in. Please help me! Once I'm free, I'll help you take down the watered-down liquor factory and arrest the Top Killer, so you can be the number one person in the liquor factory!
* No romantic pairing in the main story
* Narcissus-style self-cest
Theme: Your malice and your kindness are both too impure, and that's why you suffer
