I’m in Infinite Debt and Have Two Thousand Years to Pay It Off

Original original title: Reverse Capture

Also known as: To pay off my debt, this player has decided to get a job in the Infinite World, use the employee entrance, and get the staff discount. Perfect plan?

There are 365 days in a year, but Xiao Tingyue can have 366 bad-luck incidents. His European-level luck and terrible luck strike a delicate balance, and which one shows up is entirely a matter of chance.

For instance, after his luck stayed balanced for an entire cycle, he opened his eyes to find that his good luck had kept him out of a dump or somewhere worse and landed him in a luxury hotel. His bad luck wasn't far behind, though: an NPC outside was trying its hardest to break down the door.

A line of text slowly appeared on the panel in front of him: "You have violated the rules and will be punished. The enforcer is breaking down the door with an NPC. Please do not resist. Lie flat and enjoy it."

Xiao Tingyue: ...

Just as the enforcer and NPC burst through the door, Xiao Tingyue looked at the beautiful enforcer, thought it over seriously for a few seconds, and asked sincerely, "Want to come lie down with me?"

Seriously, I'm here to take your life.

A region-wide announcement: "Player Xiao Tingyue violated the rules from the start and was killed. He has lost his chance to revive. Please cherish and take care of this one and only life, which may turn out to be important and might be a little shameless, but isn't really a problem. GOOD LUCK."

Xiao Tingyue: System, please don't let personal feelings interfere and insult players. Thank you.

After Xiao Tingyue returned to the game, the System received more A-rank complaints than the number of times it had charged itself. Ninety-nine percent of them were about the same deranged bastard.

A list of offenses:

Torturing the livestream orb and forcing it to eat | Messing with NPCs, using the enforcer as a human shield, and turning the instance worlds upside down | Talking nonsense and making things up | Trying to blow up the Third World, starting by bombing the viewers in the livestream room that couldn't be turned off | And in the end, he really did blow up the Third World.

The same world had been blown up twice. The Third World felt it was completely innocent.

When Xiao Tingyue first entered the world, he thought he had the "Don't Bully a Poor Young Man" script. Then he was informed he was saddled with a huge debt. Given the inflation rate at the time and how quickly Xiao Tingyue could earn money, it would take him over two thousand years to pay it off.

Xiao Tingyue: So this is a debt-repayment story?

What's it like to work in the Infinite World?

Xiao Tingyue: Pretty good. Flexible hours, generous pay, friendly coworkers. It's just that my life isn't very stable.

While other people from his newbie village were still working hard to survive in instances, Teacher Xiao had already switched careers and taken a side job as a monster.

Xiao Tingyue: That's me, a wonderful guy praised by everyone outside the instances, but the most ruthless rebel inside them.

Why did you originally take a job in the instance world?

Xiao Tingyue: To use the employee entrance, get the staff discount, and pull off a bit of embezzlement. I'm the monster and the one clearing the instance. Surely I deserve two paychecks.

The latest pinned post on the forum:

[The number-one rule for clearing an instance: avoid any world Xiao Tingyue is in. A wonderful guy like him should be left to shine alone. Without Xiao Tingyue, the world is at peace. With Xiao Tingyue, the world is nuked.]

[Second: If you run into Xiao Tingyue, you can pay for peace of mind. As long as you pay up, he'll take you to heaven and earth!]

[In short, can someone please do something about him? The instance worlds are his home, and everyone has to look to him to clear them. Is that really appropriate?]

*An earth-shaking showdown between two lunatics who change their minds faster than turning a page!

Theme: Even at rock bottom, keep moving toward the light and never give up.