Stop Matching Me with Random People!

[The ultimate chaos-fest]

Gojo x Kikufuku (not really)

One day, a green reading app suddenly appeared on Gojo's phone. Curious, he opened it.

It was full of fanfiction about him.

His ships ranged from women to men, from people he knew to people he didn't, from humans to non-humans.

Gojo: ovo???

Seeing Gojo x Yuji: Leave me at least a little dignity as a teacher.

Seeing Gojo x Megumi: Megumi's already had a hard enough time being raised by me. Don't make him suffer through this too. Leave him alone.

Seeing Gojo x Geto x Shoko: We're just close friends!

Seeing all kinds of names he didn't recognize: Who are these people?! Who's Dazai? Who's Makima? What are the Pillars?

Seeing original characters: Memories that never existed are surfacing. When did I get a fiancee/student/rival/classmate/teacher...? And that's not even the limit. All kinds of imaginary people are showing up. I've never met them!

Seeing cursed spirits: My fists are clenched. I'm ready to kill.

Unlimited Void!

Gojo: I'm tired. I only love Kikufuku, thank you. Please make me and Kikufuku inseparable.

[A short rant from Gojo's perspective. OOC. Probably quite a bit of fiction within the fiction, with the author going wild and throwing in all sorts of melodramatic plots and OOC characters.]

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