Tsunayoshi-Kun Misunderstood Me Greatly

My good teammate Tsunayoshi-kun misunderstood me greatly. As everyone knows, I am a second-year student at Namimori Middle School who aims to become a school idol. My only teammate is Tsunayoshi-kun. But I still have a hidden identity - a former delinquent. As for why I didn't become a delinquent... I can't go into details. Anyway! I can't let others know that I am a former delinquent, let alone Tsunayoshi-kun, who was bullied by a delinquent. But I made a mistake. I took action when Tsuna-kun was being bullied by a bad guy, and I threw the bad guy out with skill and skill in front of him. I can even imagine his fear. I was waiting for the trial, but I heard him say: "Nishikino-kun, are you not injured?" ... Huh? Tsunayoshi-kun, your misunderstanding is a bit deep, right? Can't you see that I'm a good fighter and have done bad things? - I joined Vongola's external consultant with my excellent supporting abilities, and worked diligently to conceal my identity as an offensive type. Ten years later, Tsunayoshi was convinced of my 'weak' attributes. ——As a result, I was stabbed in the back by a ten-year rocket launcher. (Looking at the sky) It was a sunny day, and I was teaching the assassin of the tenth generation of Vongola. None of them could fight, and I didn't want to use illusions, so I sent them away physically. The microphone used as a weapon was stained with blood. Then there was a "bang" and pink smoke from behind. The smoke dissipated, and junior high school student Tsunayoshi-kun came through. I saw him looking at me tremblingly, and the microphone in my hand that was bleeding. I pretended to be calm and wiped off the blood splattered on my face, smiled skillfully and said to him, "Tsunayoshi-kun, I'm just having a concert." Sorry, I was ten years ago. - [Small theater of quarrel between outside consultant and Arashi Shou] Outside consultant: The octopus-headed bad boy! Arashimori: Pineapple pizza! ! Watch the move! Triple bomb! The Vongola boss passing by: Ah, ah, no, no, Jokudera-kun, Nishikino-kun will be hurt! Outside consultant: Tsunayoshi-kun QAQ (pretending to be weak) Ran Mamoru extinguished his tears: Judaime... He is just pretending, Judaime! ! ——Advance collection of "Dazai, don't even think about getting into the water in your life"—— Mr. Dazai took a walk by the river as usual, then jumped in to kill himself. The third second after falling into the water, Dazai felt that he was hallucinating. ——Why else would there be mermaids in the river? The mermaid looked at him and decided to do a good deed. Dazai who was rescued ashore: Why did you save me? I'm so annoyed! The mermaid didn't understand his language and tilted her head. Dazai pointed at himself and said, "Dazai-sama." He pointed at the mermaid again and said nothing. The mermaid understood and said something in Chinese: "Anonymous." Dazai wrote down the pronunciation of the word, and when he went back to search, he realized that "Anonymous" was "Anonymous". The kind-hearted Mr. Dazai decided to give the fish a name - let's call him a whale! A few months later, the mermaid learned Japanese:? Whale: Dazai, you never want to get into the water in this life:) Anonymous, I can use all powers. [Three commonly used sentences] Chuuya: Are you the Jiao hiding in Dazai's broken house? Whale:… Whale: Don't understand (don't want to answer) Chuuya: You live with Dazai? Whale: I am not Japanese (eyes blank) Chuuya: No, no matter how you look at them, they are all Japanese, right? Whale: Private Marseille (Bow) Purpose: Bring vitality and vitality to everyone!