After waking in the Ruins of the Myriad Gods, Luo Yao discovered that she was the only god left in the world.
She had awakened because someone had accidentally entered her temple and offered her a stick of incense. So she left the Ruins of the Myriad Gods and found her one and only believer.
Chen Jiashu had recently begun to suspect that he was being haunted.
For example, he clearly remembered having a hamburger left over after eating KFC, but the next day it was nowhere to be found.
Or how he remembered turning off the air conditioner and TV before going to school, but when he came home, the air conditioner was running and the TV had mysteriously turned on.
So he brought back a master exorcist. The master said his house was full of yin energy and haunted, and that he needed to pay to avert disaster.
Chen Jiashu handed over a large sum of money without batting an eye.
That night, Chen Jiashu lay peacefully in bed, ready to sleep, when he suddenly heard a cold laugh.
"I have no idea how that foolish head of yours ever found its way into my temple."
Chen Jiashu: "? A ghost...?"
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All the demons and ghosts in Nancheng knew that the boy called Chen Jiashu was the living Tang Monk. One bite of his flesh could grant immortality and a century's worth of cultivation.
Unfortunately, until he turned eighteen, he was protected by the merits of his ancestors, so they couldn't lay a hand on him. The demons and ghosts waited for him to come of age, planning to devour him together.
When the time came, the ghosts roamed the night.
On his way home from an internet cafe, Chen Jiashu looked at the bizarre ghosts in front of him, baring their teeth and drooling as they blocked his way, and remained perfectly calm.
"Hey, what gang are you with?"
"Do you know who my wife is?"
"Just go home, okay? Cut it out. My wife will be here to pick me up soon. You'd better watch out, or she'll beat you into oblivion and make sure you can never be reborn."
The ghosts: "?"
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After becoming a god, Luo Yao was young, reckless, and foolish. Down in the mortal realm, she was known by the alias Tai Sui, the Malevolent God. After turning over a new leaf, she stopped paying attention to that title. She never expected that ten thousand years later, modern humans would restore her statue as the Malevolent God and worship her.
And Chen Jiashu was the sacrificial offering those people had gone to great lengths to bring before her statue.
Chen Jiashu, the sacrificial offering, was tossed in front of the statue of the Malevolent God, where he noticed it looked a little familiar.
#They forced me to sacrifice myself to a god, but she's my wife#
A school bully who loves acting like a king and keeps getting face-slapping by his wife, the Tang Monk's flesh | A boy with a special physique x a sharp-tongued true goddess who dominates her foes and kills them instantly, a fake Wukong
#Don't hit me, my wife is super powerful#
#Wifey, wifey, I want to make a wish#
#My wife insulted me again today, hehe#
Theme: Love can overcome any obstacle.
