Get Lost! Don't Steal My Sister!

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Tan Muying transmigrated into a book. In her last life, she was a meek little star. In this life, she's a powerhouse CEO who strikes back hard.

Good news: She was reborn from birth, and she isn't one of the fake-or-real heiresses.

Bad news: She became the older sister caught between the real and fake heiresses.

The fake heiress wrapped her arms around her and cooed, "Sis, if she and I both fell into the water, who would you save first?"

The real heiress rested her head on her lap. "I would never ask you that, Sis. I'd swim to shore on my own and come find you. Sis, do you love her or me more?"

At this heartwarming moment, surrounded by her sisters, the original plot suddenly came back to Tan Muying:

The "older sister" had a spot as a guest on a popular variety show. She casually gave it to the real heiress, then made it up to the fake heiress with a jewelry endorsement.

The real heiress thought the fake heiress had only gotten the spot because she didn't want it. Hmph. That high-and-mighty attitude and condescending pity stabbed at her heart. It was just like tossing a beggar a coin.

The fake heiress thought there was no point in the so-called compensation when she couldn't get what she wanted. Hmph. They were all emotional frauds. Blood ties were obviously stronger than years of affection.

If you can't solve the problem, solve the person who caused it.

Think they'd kill off the competition?

No. The real and fake heiresses didn't kill each other. Instead, they killed the older sister who'd been trying so hard to keep things fair.

Tan Muying cheerfully decided to flip the table. Nobody gets to drink this water. She might as well borrow from the fake heiress's ending vlog: flee abroad under a false name, surround herself with male models and live it up, pine for the eighteen male models she had before, then weep bitterly with regret.

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If trying to keep everyone happy leaves both sides dissatisfied, then let everyone be dissatisfied.

When the real and fake heiresses fight over the same cake, cut it in half.

When they fight over the same necklace, cut it in half.

When they fight over the same man,

... ...

Tan Muying showed up at the door with a knife. To be fair, she'll cut him in half!

One day, the real and fake heiresses were fighting tooth and nail over who would sit in Tan Muying's front passenger seat that day.

The fake heiress was haughty. "I'm sitting up front today."

The real heiress scoffed. "You sat there yesterday. It's my turn today."

Tan Muying refused. "No, I'm sitting up front today."

Tan Muying eyed them suspiciously. "How strange. Why are you two suddenly so hardworking during the holidays?"

Tan Muying caught on in an instant. "Things are more appealing when you have to steal them."

Looking at the man in the driver's seat, the real and fake heiresses bit their handkerchiefs and protested in unison: "Damn it, how can there be so little room for three people's family love?"

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*A goofy domineering-CEO heroine and an abstinent × (background character √) secretary hero

Theme: The heart's flutter is impossible to fathom, and feelings are hard to put into words.