[Blurb]
A cheerful, silly, sweet little story, one-on-one and devoted, told in first person.
Also known as: Meeting the male lead of a QiDian novel on Jinjiang.
One day, I transmigrated and became the empress, mother of all under heaven. Before I could even celebrate, I discovered that the emperor had transmigrated too.
Then I realized that my bargain-bin emperor husband was a good-for-nothing slacker, and not the sort who had any interest in leveling up by fighting monsters. That would have been bad enough, but he even dumped every last troublesome task on me!
How many years in prison do you get for beating up the emperor? Asking for a friend. It's kind of urgent.
As I gritted my teeth and handled my bargain-bin husband's memorials, I made up my mind: if he was going to make my life miserable, I would make his miserable too!
First, I'd get him a few white lotuses and green tea girls to stir up trouble in his harem.
Who knew that this good-for-nothing slacker would keep shouting, "I'm no good at this!" and "I can't get it up!" while clinging tightly to my leg? He was driving me crazy!
Forget it. I'm done with him.
Two tigers can't share one mountain, unless one is male and the other female.
Theme: Fate means meeting the right person at the right time.
