The Good-for-Nothing Kitty Conquers the Empire with Milk Tea

[Please bookmark my currently serialized story, How to Tame 11 S-Rank Mad Dogs. The blurb is at the bottom.]

Yiyi accidentally transmigrated into a sci-fi beastfolk novel about a true and false heiress, becoming the frail, cannon-fodder true princess, a good-for-nothing little cat.

The fake princess was loved by everyone and adored by all. Her real sister was hated by her family, betrayed by her best friend, and framed by her friends. Her life ended at the age of eighteen.

After transmigrating, Yiyi was bound to a milk tea life-extension System. The System told her that selling a certain number of milk teas would extend her life and let her change her cannon-fodder fate:

Selling ten cups of milk tea would give Yiyi one more day to live, while every 100 star coins spent on milk tea let her rewrite her cannon-fodder script once.

All Yiyi wanted was to stay alive, so she worked diligently selling milk tea. She not only became the richest person in the empire, but also earned the title of strongest beastfolk, the Milk Tea Mage, after repeatedly saving the empire's strongest general dragon with milk tea by sheer coincidence.

Having just thrown a milk tea bomb cup and carried the handsome, strong, tragic dragon to safety, Yiyi said: She's not that strong at all!

The milk tea cup hit the ground. With a deafening boom, flames burst into the night sky.

A real cat never looks back at the explosion behind her!

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One time, when Yiyi traded for a chance to rewrite the script, the original text read:

[The empire's third prince burst in with a group of people and shouted angrily, "Ye Yiyi, I'm going to smash up your lousy shop today!"]

Yiyi crossed out a few words and replaced them with milk tea. After she finished rewriting it:

The third prince and his men burst into the little milk tea shop. Under the watchful eyes of his underlings and the customers,

he suddenly meowed, partially transformed into a lion, and showed off his fluffy ears and tail. With an expression of grim resolve, he declared, "Ye Yiyi, today I'm ordering your Beastie Meow-Meow Tea!"

All the beastfolk immediately gazed at him with reverence.

He said it! He got it for free!

Reader's guide:

1. The strongest dragon on the planet who keeps getting rescued by the beautiful, strong female lead x the weakest cat on the planet who always manages to save the hero.

2. The female lead grows stronger over time. She has an enormous golden finger, but progress is difficult.

3. This isn't a typical food-and-business story. Everything serves the plot.

***** Currently Serialized: How to Tame 11 S-Rank Mad Dogs *****

#How Do You Tame 11 Mad Dogs at Once?#

Ling Xi was originally born in a modern world where everything could cultivate immortality. She was a spirit who had cultivated for a thousand years as a piece of black ice before taking human form, and people called her the Air-Conditioning Spirit.

She transmigrated to a futuristic interstellar world, specifically Flame Star, a prison planet where S-rank criminals were held.

Rumor had it that the temperature on Flame Star could reach 100 degrees. Even the strongest sentinels couldn't endure the scorching heat.

Good news: As a thousand-year-old piece of black ice, she wasn't afraid at all!

Bad news: She had transmigrated into a sentinel-guide comic as the female guide heroine, disguised as a man, delicate and weak, and forced to provide mental soothing to a succession of powerful men.

...She was the only woman on Flame Star, and its only guide.

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System: "Here, you meet powerful Sentinel A. He senses your guide pheromones, discovers that you're a woman disguised as a man, and becomes interested in you. That kicks off the forbidden plot where you run, he chases, and you have nowhere to escape. You need to fulfill the corresponding scenes based on the keywords, or you won't be able to return to your original world."

Keywords: flushed face, submission.

Ten minutes later.

Powerful Sentinel A knelt before Ling Xi, blushing.

The System panicked. "Why is Sentinel A kneeling? What did you do to him?!"

Ling Xi: "He was too hot, so I turned on the air conditioner for him. Poor kid, he'd never felt air conditioning before. Maybe he was so happy he couldn't help himself, and that's why he's kneeling here."

The System broke down. "According to the plot outline, you were supposed to blush and submit!"

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The Federation assigned Ling Xi, a fake young master from a disgraced marshal's family, to watch over the criminals on Flame Star.

Seeing the frail, short, helpless "young master" who had been raised in luxury, the people of Flame Star decided to teach their new warden a lesson.

The criminals wanted to test how strong the new guard was. Then they approached Ling Xi, and a cool breeze swept over them.

Everyone: So refreshing!

Later,

The criminals of Flame Star, who seemed lawless and violent to the outside world, became unbelievably well-behaved in Ling Xi's presence.

They followed her. They watched over her. They worshipped her.

Like the hounds in her hands, they would always be loyal.

A thousand-year-old ice spirit and air conditioner guide x the all-criminal sentinel population of Flame Star.

#Tremble, pitiful people of Flame Star who have never felt air conditioning in your lives!#

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