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"Don't Be Friends with People Who Laugh Too Easily"
Wang Chencen wakes up to discover she's become a newborn princess of a cultivation clan. Before she can celebrate, she finds out that this little princess is a tragic "experiment."
The life of "experiment" Wang Chencen is a tea table already laid out with all kinds of "tragedies."
Not only has she inherited a double dose of the Heart-Hanging Curse, which brings excruciating pain that feels like her skin is being peeled off and her bones scraped clean every full moon, she also has to endure, at random, eighty-one trials of life devised by her own mother. All to force her to grow a "Divergent Spirit Bone" before she turns fifteen.
To survive, she has no choice but to hide every sharp edge and hint of talent, pretending to be an ignorant, harmless little white rabbit as she struggles through all kinds of trials and quietly builds her strength.
After barely making it to fifteen, she finally gets her wish: she evolves from an experimental subject into a failed experiment. Thinking she's finally free, she is told she must marry and have a child immediately, so she can produce the next "experiment."
What the hell, have you gotten addicted to controlling other people's lives or something?
Wang Chencen can't take it anymore. She sheds her disguise, changes her name, and sets out to break the curse and find freedom.
She thinks she's got the protagonist's script: "I decide my own fate, not Heaven's." Who could have guessed that a powerful spirit would show up beside her, eyeing her covetously?
Wang Chencen: I suspect you're coveting my body.
Spirit: That's right. How did you know I wanted to possess you?
Wang Chencen: !!!
The spirit is aloof, abstinent, and incredibly powerful. It could crush her with a single finger, yet it trails behind her and never makes a move. Wang Chencen, who's spent fifteen years keeping her head down, can take no more and taunts it to its face... Who knew the spirit's aura would shatter, bringing it down to the mortal world as a clingy nuisance she can't shake off?
Wang Chencen and Ji Jiu, her clingy nuisance, travel across the Six Provinces, where they meet the real protagonist, Long Aotian, who has a System. Or, no, wait, Qu Hanzhuo.
Unfortunately, this protagonist doesn't seem very typical. He's baffling in every way... He not only lacks the righteous, noble bearing of a proper protagonist, but constantly goes against the System and has a miserly, craven air about him...
Wang Chencen believes that protagonists equal trouble, so she plans to stay as far away from him as possible. But then, by chance, she learns from a conversation between him and the System that she is destined to die.
Well, that's not going to happen. Song He immediately hurries after him.
You, the one who cursed me to die, explain yourself!
Lying flat and quietly accepting death is out of the question. I think I can still put up a fight.
After transmigrating, Song He becomes a divorced woman whom everyone despises. Her family sends her to a nunnery to cultivate while keeping her hair, where she is expected to spend the rest of her life.
Cultivating is out of the question, but living in seclusion in the mountains and enjoying a peaceful country life is worth considering.
With her mute little maid, Song He makes their dilapidated courtyard elegant and comfortable. Sometimes she rescues a handsome man who has fainted in the water, sometimes she teaches a child from a neighboring village who never speaks, and sometimes she teases the young emperor with his sharp tongue...
Life is pleasant and fulfilling, until...
Until the handsome man she rescued shows up with the taciturn child, demanding she take responsibility!
I didn't, I haven't, don't make things up!
Question: Why does someone keep showing up to extort you even though you've secluded yourself in the mountains?
Answer: Because you just had to pick up a man who'd fainted on the roadside.
[Content Warnings]
1. The child is not the female lead's son. She has never had a son, and it's uncertain whether she will in the future.
2. Both leads are sexually inexperienced in their relationship, but not physically inexperienced.
3. The pacing is slow, with a gradual, healing focus on everyday life. The romance also develops slowly. They're mature adults, so they test the waters, have reservations, and weigh their options at first. Once they truly fall in love, they stop holding back.
4. That's all for now.
Theme: Love life
Where are the Guliangs,,, and by the way, I really want to go to a brothel, hahahahaha
Thank you to the author, Miss Song He is a gentle little sun~~
Xiaohehe is having her period! Want to know how the big beauty will deal with it?
This second young master Yunqi probably has a bit of a tragic story, right?
Bet, bet, bet!! I want to see more details about the relationship between the male and female protagonists~
I love you I love you Zhou Dada!!!!! But let's just say, although the amnesia is late, it's here, hahahaha~ Looking forward to the hero and heroine rescuing the little sisters!
Cute report!! The male and female protagonists are interesting, they want to live a "couple life" without shame or shame, hahaha
Great, great, the story between the male and female protagonists is finally going to happen!!!!!!!
Is the little emperor really a pistachio-like existence?
He He is so miserable, but the hero, are you sure you won't save people...