The metaphysics expert Lu Yu transmigrated into a book one day and took over a pet shop on the verge of bankruptcy.
But the cats in the shop did nothing all day and ignored the customers.
Broke enough to be eating dirt, Lu Yu had no choice but to fall back on her old line of work.
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Everyone in the neighborhood knew there was a pet shop on the street. Its pets were absurdly expensive, and the owner always had a stern expression.
Then one day, the shop suddenly stopped selling cats and started renting them out.
Onlooker A: The cats in that shop are so fussy. They're renting them out now? I wouldn't take one even if they paid me!
Onlooker B: Looks like this shop's about to close for good. Just make sure those cats don't latch onto you!
A few days later, the neighbors discovered that the pet shop had somehow turned things around.
Its customers ranged from local residents to business tycoons and entertainment-industry celebrities. There were too many to count.
"Master, the spirit of my ancestor keeps scaring me every few days. Could you lend me a cat to protect my home?"
"Master, I have nightmares every time I film a horror movie. Am I possessed? Ahhh!"
"Master, ever since I got back from a trip to Thailand, Singapore, and Malaysia, I've been having sleep paralysis. Could you rent me a Siamese cat to try out?"
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Thanks to Lu Yu's efforts, the pet shop was making a fortune every day.
But the little employees in the shop weren't happy.
Big Orange: That place we went yesterday didn't feed me. I'm almost skinny as a lightning bolt. Give me a raise, meow~
Ragdoll: Customers hug and kiss me every day. I demand compensation for emotional distress, meow meow~~
Black Cat: I've been the employee of the month all month. I strongly request some time off, meow
#Cats are so cute, of course they're here to work#
#It's only right that the cat masters support their human servants#
Reading Guide: A lighthearted, funny ghost-hunting story, plus adorable cats.
Advance Blurb: Shock! The Scandal-Plagued Top-Tier Star Is a Sister-Obsessed Brother
One day, heiress Shi Xia suddenly awakens to the plot.
Her long-lost twin brother was actually kidnapped by their ungrateful relatives.
Her brother debuted through a talent show and became a top-tier star, but on a variety show, the ungrateful family leeches off him relentlessly. After being misunderstood and attacked from all sides, he ends up universally hated and dies by suicide after falling into depression.
Shi Xia: ...
Hah. Do they really think my brother has no family?
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An Unusual Celebrity Life is a reality show. The production team announced that top-tier star Qin Yijia and his family would be guests for the new season.
Rumor had it the star had a bad temper. Entertainment reporters had once photographed him fighting with his family, and netizens were already waiting to laugh at him.
"This is heating up~ A lifestyle show turning into a competitive reality show!"
"The boxing champion Qin is about to give us another batch of memes!"
Netizens thought Qin Yijia would turn into a clown on the show, trading insults with his family. But
The moment a face that looked nearly identical to the top-tier star appeared on the livestream, she stunned everyone. The way Qin Yijia carefully protected Shi Xia revealed just how completely obsessed he was with his little sister.
On the first day of filming, the production team asked the guests to read out embarrassing quotes from their past.
The lines on the big screen were the edgy things Qin Yijia had written as a teenager, when he envied other people's happy families.
Qin Yijia delivered a passionate, rewritten version: "My little sister is the best in the world. I've never envied anyone else."
The other guests: "?"
Netizens: "???"
This is ridiculous. Is the top-tier star really making up lines on the spot?
On the second day of filming, Qin Yijia cooked for his sister.
On the third day, Qin Yijia wrote a song for his sister.
On the fourth day, Qin Yijia made something by hand for his sister.
On the fifth day...
Netizens shouted that the star had gone too far. They got it, he was obsessed with his sister. Stop showing off!
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The variety show became a huge hit, and Qin Yijia's family background was exposed.
It turned out the family that had always been using his fame online consisted of his adoptive parents.
The ugly younger siblings who had debuted by riding on his coattails weren't even related to him by blood.
Meanwhile, his low-key biological sister, Shi Xia, was the heiress to a top-tier wealthy family. She was not only beautiful and rich, but also as musically gifted as Qin Yijia. The new album the siblings made together broke the music industry's sales record within a day of release.
Netizens: "I don't know whether to envy Qin Yijia or Shi Xia. These gorgeous, rich siblings, please let us hug you!"
"Aww, I shipped the right pair of siblings with their mutual devotion!"
Theme: Hard work brings wealth
Although I think Xiao Hei is very stable and like a big brother, I still bet that he won't go out, I feel so sad (bushi)
... Ye Li traveled through a cute pet novel and became the two-legged butler of the domineering cat boss in the cat world. As a housekeeper, she always remembers her classic lines: "I haven't seen Mr. Cat smile for a long time~" "This is the first time I see Mr. Cat being so caring about cats ^_^" "You are the first cat our young master brings home (//`д′//)" "Master Cat has never been so out of control as he is today (=OДO=)" But later, as her housekeeping skills improved, the male and female protagonists, villains, and supporting characters in the book began to surround her. The heroine Maomao: "A cute two-legged beast like you should live with me in Cat Castle~" Villain Maomao: "I'll give you 100 million cat coins and leave that male cat." Supporting character Maomao: "Can you do part-time work? No need to work, just let me take a sip TT" Ye Li, who is drowned in the cat world every day and gets crazy posts from cats, is angry: The author misunderstood me! What kind of cute pet story is this? It's obviously a cute pet story about sucking two-legged beasts!
Maomao hahahahahaha the heroine has completely accepted it.
So in the finale, Xiao Hei and Xiao Ju didn't even have time to wander around. Haha, the original heroine's wish couldn't be fulfilled. I don't know if she has reincarnated. It would be better to explain it to her.
Hahaha, stop struggling, don't you want to recite Maomao Wizard yourself?
The traffickers were struck by lightning!
Admired I have ineffective communication with my cat every day_(:з∠)_
Yes, which one is it~
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's only been six chapters. Chasing the series is my life, right?