Clever and scheming top who gets into debt after showing off x battle-strength ceiling, tsundere beauty bottom who loves to tease
He Qunyu transmigrates to the prehistoric era, before recorded history. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in a vast, remote forest. He thinks he's about to die and return to the earth, but instead, a Qiongqi carries him back to its den.
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On the first day, a fat, dripping-with-grease beast is tossed at his feet.
On the second day, he's dragged into a hot spring and given a thorough wash.
On the third day, his fluffy companion patiently teaches him how to dig holes, then calmly smooths his hair with a furry paw.
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He Qunyu sits upright in the Beast King's soft, fragrant embrace, gazing at the wind stirring the pines. His heart is full of sorrow and desolation, and his face is darker than coal.
A tiger fallen on level ground gets bullied by dogs. A human in a tiger's jaws gets pinned down by a beast. Has he really... been kept by a beastman?
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Humans will never be slaves!
He'll turn the tables and become the top!
Hello, forest rangers?
What's the sentence for hitting on a rare, endangered protected animal?
And who gets punished when a rare, endangered protected animal hits on you?
Reader's Guide:
a. One-on-one, both virgins, mutual devotion, beastmen. Wilderness survival at first, then life gets prosperous.
b. The bottom is an adult from the beginning.
c. The top is weaker and the bottom is stronger. They're both hopelessly devoted to each other and partners in crime.
d. A mostly cozy story about two lonely souls growing close and protecting each other.
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Sinister snake beauty x brazen, poisonous matchmaker
As the saying goes, matchmaking takes skill, a silver tongue depends on your audience, and for a match with a eunuch, find a go-between!
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The overworked Zhao Jingcheng is fated to be lonely, with an imbalanced five elements. His classic affliction: he brings misfortune to his family and lacks metal.
It's easy to cure. Find him a rich male ghost, and he'll be set for life.
Day One.
The matchmaker: "He's a decent fellow. I know him well."
Zhao Jingcheng looks down at the male ghost, who only has half a body. The fellow's not doing so well. All he's got left are his heels and the soles of his feet.
Day Two.
The matchmaker: "He's honest and doesn't fool around."
A group of little ghosts carry over a coffin. A withered old hand trembles as it opens the lid, like a puppet's loose parts hanging from strings.
Zhao Jingcheng gets up and leaves. This one's a cripple.
Day Three.
The matchmaker is about to speak when Zhao Jingcheng cuts him off: "Mr. He, your professional standards don't meet my expectations. This partnership ends here. I hope your Netherworld can assign me a more qualified contact."
The matchmaker narrows his eyes slightly, but keeps smiling. His expertly tailored English suit gives him an air somewhere between nobility and debauchery. "Mr. Zhao, we're all just trying to make a living."
That night, Zhao Jingcheng is tied to a wedding-happiness sign. He chokes out those words as he swallows them back, his hands trembling with the movement of his body as he scrawls "satisfied with the service" in crooked writing.
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Theme: Humanity and nature living together in harmony
Three years after I got married, I was called a coward for three years. I washed the feet of my father-in-law and mother-in-law every day and was beaten and scolded by my wife. I cried with joy when the child was born, but then I received a divorce agreement. It turned out that the child was the child of my wife and her ex-boyfriend. I have endured it for three years but it has become worse. I can't bear it anymore and there is no need to bear it anymore! My hidden identity is about to be revealed. All I need is a big fat seal of 10,000 words to tell you my revenge plan!
Pre-received article, please collect it like a coquettish girl~ヾ(?`)???? "The Crazy Beauty Marries a Chicken and Follows the Chicken" Once the male chicken becomes a Suzaku, Yan Sijing marries a chicken and follows the chicken, and is forced to randomly become any NPC around the male protagonist of the Suzaku Taoist. "After turning off the lights, the ex-boyfriend appeared" was forced to go to hell. After turning off the lights at the wedding, it was discovered that the ghost man invited was the ex-boyfriend. "Help!" "... Am I scarier than this hanged man?" The ex-boyfriend was fiercer than Tora.
You haven't updated again today. It doesn't matter, I think you are just too busy and you must have forgotten that I am still waiting for you late at night. It's nothing. I just waited until two o'clock. I just went to bed two hours late. It's nothing. It just increased the risk of myocardial infarction a little. It's okay. I can do it. I will try my best to get used to it. I will try my best to stay alive. After all, you haven't finished updating yet, right? Baby, it's okay. Just remember to update when you're done. I'll wait for you. (P_q) (nonsense) (tea talk tea talk)
The cover is really good, with a back-to-basics comic feel. Come on
Looks good! (Spread flowers)
Reminder (???_??)? Come on
The writing is good. The poisoned system is quite funny.
I can actually buy system stuff. Is there a wooden warehouse or something like that? I can just blast the opponent. It's cool.
Looks good! Come on!
I wish my wife good luck in the exam and a good title on the gold list!