I Cosplayed My Own Original Character and Got Transported

Darn it! Darn it!

How should I put this?

There's an author who's a chronic ghoster.

She never properly finishes any of her books, but all her blurbs are so much fun.

So I'm planning to write my own version and indulge myself.

I'll start working on this one after I finish updating my first two books.

Below is that author's blurb. I plan to make a few changes↓

And add some of my own headcanons.

The author is Hillary.

What if Mori Ougai never failed on Chang'an Island, kept rising through the ranks, and eventually became a military big shot?

What if Dazai Osamu never ran away from the Tsushima family, choosing to stay and reform it, becoming the head of the Aomori Tsushima family?

What if Edogawa Ranpo's parents had never died, and he had grown up in their care to become a rising star in the police force?

What if the duo who never came to Yokohama had been the French transcendent pair, Verlaine and Rimbaud, free to do as they pleased?

What if the Akutagawa family had never fallen into decline, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa had lived there all his life as a refined young master?

What if the Sakaguchi family had continued to prosper, and Sakaguchi Ango had become prime minister to fulfill his father's expectations?

If Nakahara Chuuya had been picked up by Verlaine and Rimbaud, never been driven crazy by the mackerel, and grown up happy and healthy, would he have reached 1.8 meters?

If Dazai Osamu were still called Tsushima Shuji, became the guardian deity of Bungo Stray Dogs, and had some mysterious connection with a certain Arahabaki, would the original characters be stunned?

If everyone in the Boss Dazai world got a happy ending, wouldn't it be wonderful to have the three members of the Useless Trio reunited in a bar at sunset? (A certain cheeky Dazai: Showing off in front of my alternate self, how nice?)

Would it really be so surprising if Edogawa Ranpo, who stayed in military school and never dropped out, became the frontline commander when the world was invaded?

Yokohama has a gentle and reasonable military officer and author, Mori Ougai, who is like an old father and calls Dazai Osamu his adopted son. Is this a collapse of morality, or a loss of humanity?

(A certain Dazai: Stay away from me!)

A young, handsome, tragic Russian rice-ball, a kind-hearted fellow. How on earth did this villain manage to save the world?

Boss Dazai, who longs to die, pushes everyone else toward the light, saves the world without anyone knowing, and buries all his deeds in darkness.

When Ango becomes the boss of the Port Mafia,

was their friendship shaped by all those ups and downs, or was time simply casting them aside?

Is there something wrong with liking to make desserts but not liking to eat them?

Is Ango, who loves going to the Armed Detective Agency to play with cats and enjoys death games, really normal?

The mental pressure doubles. It seems every Port Mafia boss has some kind of unusual fetish.

…

Now let me recommend two of the author's stories↓

All Cosplayers Are Tragic Beauties, and I Cosplay Characters from Jujutsu Kaisen and End Up in Jujutsu Kaisen

All Cosplayers Are Tragic Beauties↓

Mizukami Tetsuhisa,

an ordinary anime fan.

He likes cosplaying characters from anime and manga.

One day, after finishing a series,

he decides the author is a terrible person,

so he makes up his own headcanon.

Using himself as the model, he writes a script where everyone except him gets a happy ending.

After putting on his battle makeup, he ignores the curious stares of others and wanders around the convention.

He turns a corner and ends up in a fused world.

Looking at a certain white-haired man teaching a practical class,

his face slowly takes on a hopeless expression,

and he stares at the sky with dead fish eyes.

Why does this predetermined probability, where the cosplayer has to wear the costume, have to happen to him?

That is the last thought he has before the collision of memories knocks him unconscious.

He makes a deal with a certain world consciousness,

and, while he's at it, throws his own buddy under the bus.

After finally getting along with Satoru Gojo,

he never expects that a trip to Yokohama a year later will make him lose the script,

and start handing out knives without meaning to.

Under everyone's pitying gaze,

he stares at the sky from every angle, utterly hopeless.

Here is Mizukami Tetsuhisa's script.

Mizukami Tetsuhisa,

also known as Gojo Jin, Satoru Gojo's twin brother,

is the darling of the laws of the world, the one and only god, and the King chosen by the Stone Tablet.

His mother dies in childbirth, and his father dies when he is six. As a child, he is ostracized for having weak cursed energy,

and is later sent to live with his maternal grandparents.

At seven, he visits Yokohama and finds a book.

He learns that the fusion of the worlds is unstable,

and that he will end up alone in the future,

while the friends around him gradually perish because the plot goes off course,

and his younger brother is sealed away.

Mizukami Tetsuhisa knows the book showed him this on purpose.

It knows that, as a god, he can't bear to see any world perish.

It knows he won't be indifferent to the destruction of the world his maternal grandparents cherish.

And it knows that, having finally learned to feel emotions,

he won't abandon the friends he has yet to meet.

So he becomes the boss of the Port Mafia ahead of time.

He takes away Tsushima Shuji, who has just begun thinking about suicide

and has not yet changed his name to Dazai Osamu,

guiding him to find the light in his heart.

He goes to Raiba Street,

brings the newly born Nakahara Chuuya to the Port Mafia,

and leaves this child, born from human greed, to choose:

humanity or divinity.

On a trip abroad, he finds a young idealist who has not yet grown up.

He meets Natsume Soseki and becomes his close friend, helping him maintain the Three-Part Structure.

He is both a friend and a mentor to Fukuzawa Yukichi.

He finds Edogawa Ranpo, who has just lost his home and started wandering less than two months ago,

and entrusts him to Fukuzawa Yukichi.

He lures Mori Ougai, an underground doctor,

to the Port Mafia, where he becomes his personal physician.

While cleaning up the mess in the Jujutsu Society,

he quietly reforms its rules,

and fights against spacetime rifts, founding one organization after another.

Every evening, when he falls asleep, his consciousness travels to various worlds,

protecting their order and safety.

He does all kinds of things.

In the midst of his hectic life, he learns that the world will become stable if the laws are completed,

or if he dies once by his own choice.

Mizukami Tetsuhisa falls silent when he learns all this.

Then he immediately rushes to make preparations,

blocking out everything related to the plot,

and starts dealing with the aftermath in a heavy-handed way. At the right moment,

he fakes the deaths of everyone who was supposed to die.

He intercepts the 500 billion that would have sparked the Dragon Head War ahead of time,

divides it into three equal parts,

and stores each part in a different place.

He uses revenge for the five children to force Oda Sakunosuke to fight Gide,

then has Oda Sakunosuke fake his death at the critical moment.

He sends Dazai Osamu, who came to question him but never got to see him, to the Detective Agency.

He guides Suguru Geto into defecting.

During the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons, he uses illusions to protect all the civilians who were supposed to be injured.

He saves Suguru Geto from Satoru Gojo, then uses the higher-ups' cover-up and psychological suggestion to keep everything hidden.

Except for Mori Ougai and Edogawa Ranpo, who vaguely sense that something is wrong,

everyone is left confused,

and thinks Mizukami Tetsuhisa has changed.

Mizukami Tetsuhisa silently bears and suppresses his emotions.

At last, he breaks down after his close friend learns that he caused the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons

and has a huge fight with him.

The person who seems calm on the surface, as if everything is normal,

looks at the preparations, with the plot already 99 percent complete, and suddenly decides to be selfish for once.

He adds a great deal to the documents and instructions he prepared long ago,

leaves behind the Silver Hand's parable, establishes Mori Ougai as the Port Mafia's successor,

and leaps,

ending it all by falling into a deep sleep.

Yes, sleep.

As a god, he can indeed live forever,

but no one can wake a god who is pretending to sleep.

I Cosplay Characters from Jujutsu Kaisen and End Up in Jujutsu Kaisen↓

Do you want to see a clever, colorful piggy who is Satoru Gojo's close friend and childhood companion, as well as the head of the Zenin Clan, overthrow the feudal rule of the Jujutsu Society in one fell swoop, only to be sealed by a certain brain?

Do you want to see the Heavenly Restriction tyrant whose wife is alive, who is completely under someone's thumb, and who can both run a household and cook?

Do you want to see Zenin Megumi become head of the Zenin Clan, expressionless and even more powerful than Satoru Gojo?

Do you want to see Suguru Geto, who never killed anyone but dropped out of school, never became a cult leader or dragged a malevolent god down with him, and regained his memories as the God of the Underworld's son?

Do you want to see Satoru Gojo learn the memories of other worlds but still fail to save his students as a principal?

Do you want to see a young Gojo become the world's consciousness, innocent and adorable yet cruel, with no understanding of emotion?

He's the true Six Eyes child of the gods, a divine child who lives forever among the clouds, untouched by the mortal world!

Do you want to see a certain Ryomen Sukuna who's just like an old housewife?

Do you want to see the violent, gender-swapped nurse Shoko?

And so on. If the author can imagine it, there's no headcanon you can't think of.

So please look forward to it!

Theme: A different world, different turning points, different experiences