A Survival Guide to Monster School

On Jian Yiyun's first day reporting to school, she saw the homeroom teacher sitting in a chair, holding her own head and braiding its hair. When she was done, the teacher smiled at her, then casually hung her head on a coat rack.

There were only seven students in the class.

A patient with osteoporosis who claimed to be descended from Nuwa and Adam; a punk who painted a new face on every day; a big-mouthed girl who got a new boyfriend every three months; a useless hemophobe who claimed to be vampire nobility; a zombie descendant who kept insisting that bouncing was easier than walking; and a willow tree spirit who spent every day online looking for people to go in on a batch of fertilizer...

To fit in as soon as possible, Jian Yiyun quietly raised her little fist, campaigned to become class monitor, and began her school life.

Being class monitor wasn't easy. The zombie descendant wrote so slowly he could manage only six characters a night; the osteoporosis patient was always involved in illegal deals on campus; the big-mouthed girl switched between being in love and getting dumped every day; the punk classmate spent every day evading the dean's patrols; the hemophobic loser climbed over the wall every day to eat at roadside stalls; and the willow tree spirit who looked for people to go in on fertilizer often ended up in the infirmary after eating low-quality fertilizer...

Oh, and to adjust to human life as quickly as possible, they also had to help the police catch "bad guys." As the saying goes, everyone strives to become a "brave tiger, soaring eagle, swift leopard, and fierce wolf."

But Jian Yiyun and the others were "people who live to eat, stubborn donkeys, stumbling stones, and grass on the fence."

Of course, Jian Yiyun had another task: rescue her older sister, who had been lured away by a pretty boy.

But when she arrived at her sister's school, she discovered it was a school for wizards.

Everyone at the school had lost their memories of her sister, yet traces of her life there could be found everywhere...

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Theme: Stay clear-headed and independent; reject being blinded by romance