Watered-Down Booze, but Make It Hogwarts

I'm Martell, a... watered-down member of the distillery, codename Martell.

I used to live in Hogwarts Castle, but after three years of thrilling ups and downs, Dementors attacked "the safest place in the wizarding world."

One of the castle's protective barriers was breached, and I passed out.

When I woke up, I had become Martell, a member of the distillery.

I gazed pensively at my level 45 spellbook and the handful of gold cards I owned, and began to think seriously.

Do you think I can just lie low until the ending... Is that even possible?

1. Filler, filler, filler

2. Self-indulgent and wildly out of character

3. The protagonist has awakened to magic, so shouldn't they be invincible? (Not really) (Whether they're invincible depends on how carried away I get)

4. Very likely to be abandoned

Theme: Having fun and messing around