Yu Wei was reborn.
In her previous life, she and Zhou Minxiu were in love, but she never expected to be intercepted by King Rui. The emperor granted a marriage, and Li Zhan beat the mandarin ducks with a stick, forcing Yu Wei to marry into Prince Rui's palace.
In the next nine years, the couple had many conflicts.
*
Yu Wei fought against him all her life.
After going through bloody dramas such as her running away, him chasing her, her being unable to fly, and running away with the ball, she finally couldn't stand the depression and died in the ninth year of marriage.
Once she was reborn and returned to the age of sixteen, Yu Wei had a profound enlightenment and decided to be kind to herself.
She didn't want to go through the trouble anymore. Instead of burning herself to death, she might as well go crazy and kill everyone.
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The reborn Li Zhan regretted his mistake and decided to change his mind and start a new life to treat his wife better.
As a result, he accidentally overheard the conversation between Yu Wei and Handkerchief Jiao, "If Li Qilang really has a conscience, he would die immediately and make me a widow, leaving me to spend the rest of my life drunk and dreaming. This is the best reward!"
Li Zhan: "..."
I feel like I've been hit by an arrow in my heart.
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Later——
Yu Wei completely let herself go, even the emperor who gave her the marriage couldn't stand it anymore.
The emperor (in disbelief): "I heard from the queen that Pingyang took her to see the director of the Nanfeng Museum. He called eighteen waiters at once, all of them shirtless."
Emperor: "I asked her to touch them one by one."
The Emperor (full of righteous indignation): "My husband is so weak, how can I behave like this?!"
Li Zhan: "..."
Yu Wei (with a cold face): "Let's make peace."
Li Zhan (gritting his teeth secretly): "No need, beauty is good for physical and mental health!"
Emperor: "???"
Heroine:
#I have become more energetic since I got mentally ill! #
#After having an epilepsy, I opened a door to a new world! #
# Use magic to defeat magic. I learned how to take things by force! #
Male protagonist:
#My wife forcibly kissed me because she was possessive of me! #
#My wife slapped me because she was jealous! #
#My wife tied me up because she likes to play new tricks with me! #
#My wife is ogling her old lover just to test me! #
#Wife... Oh, I can't make it up anymore...#
[My fate is determined by the time-traveling woman who can't help but go crazy × the yandere, wet and crazy criticizes the wife and the controlling man]
Reading guide:
1, overhead, double C, 1V1, HE.
2. The heroine is flexible and flexible. She is a spoiled wife and coward, but she can also kill people and bury corpses, such as successfully killing the male protagonist and hiding his corpse.
3. □□ Literature, a combination of crazy imagination and madness, the kind where the mad father and the mad woman will kill each other.
Please give me an advance payment: "I, Xianyu, was forced to start a business"
Yu Miaoshu traveled through time.
The good news is that the empress of the time traveled back in time is in power.
The bad news is that his brother Yu Miaoyun, who went to Fengxian County to take office, unfortunately fell off a cliff and died.
The eldest sister-in-law burst into tears, a pair of nephews were crying for food, and the parents were crying to death.
Just when the Yu family was left without a master, Song Heng, Yu Miaoyun's best friend, was heartbroken and his eyes fell on Yu Miaoshu.
Taking office for his brother, he concealed everything from the truth.
The Yu family was really unwilling to waste all their hard work, so they gritted their teeth and persuaded Yu Miaoshu to take the risk instead.
Yu Miaoshu was forced to wrap up her chest, Xianyu stretched herself out, and transformed into the county magistrate Yu Miaoyun.
Yu Miaoshu was very scared, "Brother Song, I haven't practiced this new profession before, if something goes wrong..."
Song Heng: "Just practice more and more. If anything goes wrong, I'll take care of it."
Yu Miaoshu: "Brother Song, if you have feelings for my sister-in-law, I can actually be a matchmaker..."
Song Heng's eyes were firm, "I am loyal to you."
Yu Miaoshu: "..."
Later——
With Song Heng's training, Yu Miaoshu went from bronze to king, but accidentally hit the county guard.
Later, Yu Miaoshu was ordered to act as the local governor in times of crisis.
Yu Miaoshu: "Brother Song, I can't climb any higher. If I go to Beijing, the whole family will have to make stuffing for steamed buns!"
Later, it became a prophecy.
Yu Miaoshu's identity was revealed and he became a prisoner.
Song Heng ran around hard and broke his leg in order to avenge him.
I thought that I would never be able to make a comeback, but unexpectedly, the imperial court rebelled, and the newly succeeded empress suffered a disaster - King Xian rebelled!
The empress fled from Beijing in embarrassment and was imprisoned in Huzhou.
Yu Miaoshu got acquainted with him, and the two found clues on their way out of prison.
Empress: I have a blue dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right, with two hundred and fifty in the middle!
Yu Miaoshu: I have a green dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right, and I have Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder!
The empress was shocked: "Ah! Miaomiao, have you traveled through time?!"
Yu Miaoshu: "Sang Sang, are you wearing one too?!"
The empress slapped her thigh: "My fellow villagers burst into tears when I see my fellow villagers!"
Yu Miaoshu: "Fellow, I have committed the crime of deceiving the emperor."
Empress: "No, you are trying to save me!"
Song Heng: "???"
#About the little thing that I was forced to work as a businessman in Xianyu to become the prime minister#
#I was forced to start a business for the second time for the future of my fellow villagers#
#I'm really in trouble, I just want to lie down#
Intention: Go against the current
Reader comments
Teacher, don't push yourself too hard. Be more literate when you are sleepy, and be more literate when you are tired. Don't make us suffer when you are suffering [dog head]
What did the queen think after hearing this? Brothers are so different.
Hahahahaha, how awesome you are outside, but when you come home, you are still your mother's baby
Mr. Chi really shouldn't love you too much [Top your chin][Top your chin]
The "newcomer" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
trust
Have a good rest!
Has Zhixia unlocked a new switch?
I read it when I was a kid and suddenly I remembered it and searched it and found that it was actually a book written more than ten years ago?
It's the same thing if two people exchange identities. If they don't change their identities, they'll die.
Can you please make a comment? I saw a few typos and couldn't point them out right away, which really hurts my heart [poor]
It's very spooky. After they die in modern times, it can only be said that they enter a quasi-ancient world or an enchantment. The male protagonist can control rebirth. The dissipation or change of his obsession causes the world to collapse, so in reality, the two people are dead or alive. Can dead people come back to life in reality?
Hey guys, I'm sorry that I sprained my foot after a trip to get off work today. Because I had an old injury on this foot before, so I'm dealing with it today. It's inconvenient to do anything and it took a lot of time. Recently, I have to take it more slowly, not even today. Don't worry, this book is almost finished. I'm also thinking about the next one.
Teacher, don't push yourself too hard. Be more literate when you are sleepy, and be more literate when you are tired. Don't make us suffer when you are suffering [dog head]
What did the queen think after hearing this? Brothers are so different.
Hahahahaha, how awesome you are outside, but when you come home, you are still your mother's baby
Mr. Chi really shouldn't love you too much [Top your chin][Top your chin]
The "newcomer" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ trust
Have a good rest! Has Zhixia unlocked a new switch?
I read it when I was a kid and suddenly I remembered it and searched it and found that it was actually a book written more than ten years ago?
It's the same thing if two people exchange identities. If they don't change their identities, they'll die.
Can you please make a comment? I saw a few typos and couldn't point them out right away, which really hurts my heart [poor]
It's very spooky. After they die in modern times, it can only be said that they enter a quasi-ancient world or an enchantment. The male protagonist can control rebirth. The dissipation or change of his obsession causes the world to collapse, so in reality, the two people are dead or alive. Can dead people come back to life in reality?
Hey guys, I'm sorry that I sprained my foot after a trip to get off work today. Because I had an old injury on this foot before, so I'm dealing with it today. It's inconvenient to do anything and it took a lot of time. Recently, I have to take it more slowly, not even today. Don't worry, this book is almost finished. I'm also thinking about the next one.
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