A Witch's Values

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On her second day at home after quitting her job, Mona received an offer from Hell.

She was to visit another world and survey it firsthand, in preparation for Hell's expansion.

After saying goodbye to her ex-boyfriend Hulk and sending gift money to the Robins, Mona rode her broom into the new world.

*

Shanks was visiting a friend when he stumbled upon an enormous parchment book, densely covered in twisted writing.

"What's this?" he asked curiously.

Mona, mixing a drink with snake gall and scorpion venom: "My late ex-husbands."

"There are too many to remember, so I have to write them down. It'd be so awkward if I couldn't remember their names next time we meet."

"..."

This was way more impressive than Big Mom. Shanks shuddered as he closed the book, then took the long way around.

*

Jujutsu High.

"We have a new classmate today." With that, Yaga Masamichi placed the portrait in his hands on the lectern.

Mona waved at them from the portrait. "Good morning."

"..."

"Take your new classmate along when you go on missions from now on." Yaga Masamichi turned back as he left the classroom to add, "And remember to burn incense for her."

The three students at Jujutsu High fell into deep thought. What was the proper way to burn incense for a classmate?

*

At a certain corrupted citadel, the swordsmen tore open a package with rough movements.

"She's not even here yet, and she's already sent so much stuff." As he dumped out the box, the scornful look on Nikkari Aoe's face froze.

After bouncing a few times on the floor, the Saniwa, who had only a head, greeted them. "Could you help me put my body back together?"

Seeing the Saniwa in pieces in the shipping box, the swordsmen felt their scalps prickle. Who was the one who'd truly fallen into corruption here?

Completed: I Rule the Seas

Updated simultaneously: I Want to Abandon the Captain Every Day

Theme: Be self-reliant and strong.