[Harry Potter] A Farcical Transmigration Through the Harry Potter World

Thanks to Someone-or-other for the cover (sweat... yes, that's really the name...). I love it so much~~~o(≧v≦)o~~ Thanks to Little Lianxue for making this picture for me. Sorry it took me so long to put it up~= = The over-the-top blurb: The coming-of-age story of a modern-day "model young man" whose life is a coffee table covered in heartbreak, after he transmigrates into the life of an abused child. The arduous struggle of a young man whose journey is as difficult as climbing snow-covered mountains and crossing grasslands. The tearjerker story of a young man who strives tirelessly for the cause of danmei, determined to become the ultimate seme of his generation, only to get toppled instead. A long, tangled tale of romantic entanglements at Hogwarts! (Voice from above: What a terrible introduction! PIA, fly away!) (Crawls back) The slightly more normal blurb: Huh? I transmigrated? Why did I end up as that "Boy Who Lived" who was abused growing up, then, in order to protect world peace and keep the world from being destroyed, to carry out love and truth and evil... (Voice from above: PIA, fly away! Don't steal Team Rocket's lines!) Ahem. Why did I become Harry Potter, the "Boy Who Lived" and The Chosen One, who gets hunted by a certain man with split souls, sprayed with Snape's venom, tormented by Draco, and has the unfortunate knack of attracting disasters and getting into trouble?! Fine, I can accept that, but why do I also have to complete a whole series of missions? Transmigration lady, don't you know exploiting child labor is against the law?! Ahem, this is my first Harry Potter fanfic. I got the itch to write after reading a lot of HP stories. (Looks up at the sky.) To sum it up in one sentence, this is a really melodramatic story about transmigrating into the world of Harry Potter. I may not know enough about HP, so feel free to point out mistakes and bugs. I welcome all criticism and suggestions [but please go easy with the bricks... I'm afraid of pain...]. Harry is a bit naive and a bit naughty in this story, but he isn't a saint. I adore V, who isn't an idiot~~ Snape with his awkward attitude~~~~ A tsundere little dragon~~~~ The gorgeous platinum peacock Lucius~~~ [Of course, this doesn't mean they're the pairings...] The pairings aren't decided yet. It might be a threesome or one-on-one. I'm still hesitating... (Suggestions are welcome. I'm agonizing over "which family Harry will end up in"...) I'm a student, so updates might be a bit slow... And my writing is on the level of a kindergartener's scribbles. Please be patient with me. If you like it, please add it to your favorites~~ Well, this story definitely won't be locked behind a paywall. It's my first story... and I honestly don't think I'm good enough for that yet! Come on, let's shout: "The world doesn't lack romantic entanglements, it lacks eyes to spot them." "Let's fight for the rise of danmei!" [P.S. Updates are... very, very slow... Also, the typos in the story are accidents from typing too quickly. I'll fix them when I have time! (Bows in apology.) It looks like it'll take a long time for the story to build up enough chapters to binge-read, (sheepishly twiddles fingers). But I promise I won't abandon it. Another P.S.: I looked back at what I wrote and realized it's really childish... At least the first ten chapters are, and they sound a lot like Born Noble... Please forgive me. T T] body{background:url(http://storage.msn.com/x1pGg9EMswqL-_GEyFkmGUAuMa8JEpXGvyukQnI2K57Op0DS1R5V8V5Hqy4ZTcIF8cpt82qI9zgMK1TDO0OvjrLrFWVZiC36dGYhGRwLaPxEln24DqlzjC6CEZ_8MvgrCA6e6n8aS4ikcFyx2YKXDgJMK2iCuXPZ6Wj)} Thanks to Little~Tsundere~Lianxue for making the author's page. Um... Drop by and click around when you have time... Please support me [blushes] A little ad