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The stone-faced movie emperor Xue Junyu has always loved stories about pampered wives running away while pregnant. Lately, he's been obsessed with a novel called The CEO's Pampered Wife Runs Away While Pregnant.
After an accident, he transmigrates into the novel and becomes a little boy who shares his name, one of the female lead's twins.
Looking at his shrunken body and the sobbing little girl beside him, the stone-faced movie emperor pokes his own cheek, then his sister's, and happily gets a nosebleed?
After learning he can't keep poking his sister's cheeks and has to follow the plot, Xue Junyu: stone-faced.jpg.
He has to go find his biological dad?
Xue Junyu, staring expressionlessly and drooling at his five-star-chef mommy busy in the kitchen:
No way. He can't let a fourth pair of chopsticks appear on the table and compete with him for food.
He has to dote on his little sister with all his might?
Xue Junyu: No... Fine. She's so cute, so I'll dote on her.
Xue Junqi: Are you sure you want to dote on me and not just poke me?
One day, an adult version of Xue Junyu appeared at their front door.
Mommy: Who was knocking just now?
Xue Junyu slammed the door shut. "Oh, it was a dog that can stand on two legs."
The CEO: ?!
Besides tearing apart his CEO dad's scheming white moonlight, Xue Junyu keeps the family peaceful in his day-to-day life and even gets a free little one he can cuddle.
Shen Xinglian: Don't touch me with that expressionless face. It's terrifying (and thrilling)...
And here's the grown-up version:
When Xue Junyu turned twenty, he suddenly realized something: he seemed to have been totally spoiled rotten by Shen Xinglian.
Apart from playing the piano, composing music, and occasionally acting, Shen Xinglian handled everything else in his life: waking him up in the morning, taking him to class, keeping him company for all three meals, and finally, even bathing him...
Meanwhile, his little sister had become the family heir, a powerful, formidable woman.
Xue Junyu, being held by Shen Xinglian and coaxed to sleep: What on earth happened during the more than ten years since I transmigrated here?
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Nan Cheng was born in the interstellar era. He was a straight man who loved mecha and... danmei. One day, while carrying out a mission, he suffered an accident and transmigrated into a boys' romance novel set on ancient Earth that he'd read before his death.
The good news: He's the younger brother of the top-tier rich family's male lead, and even if he does nothing, a fortune worth hundreds of billions is waiting for him to inherit.
The bad news: In the original story, he was foolish and obnoxious, an extreme brother-con, and tried to sabotage the relationship between the male lead and his love interest. He was despised by everyone. Even more absurdly, he eventually got drunk and went drag racing with a bunch of dubious friends, flooring the accelerator and sending himself to the ICU, paralyzed from the waist down.
Nan Cheng, top mecha mechanic and fujoshi, transmigrates and browses the vast array of steamy danmei novels on the market, eyes wide. With all that effort, wouldn't it be better to read novels and ship couples?
Later, everyone noticed that the South family's good-for-nothing young master seemed to have changed.
The foul-mouthed catchphrases of the illiterate who couldn't get a single question right had become completely unintentional, razor-sharp remarks.
Facing the original owner's two-faced, no-good friends:
"Please don't talk to me. You'll make me think I'm back in kindergarten."
When mocked for not even measuring up to half of his highly intelligent brother's little finger, Nan Cheng replied nonchalantly:
"Oh, the structure of the human finger is incredibly intricate. In the presence of the Creator, I'm nothing, indeed."
The crowd, ready to laugh at him: forced to broaden their horizons.
Xie Lin, the aloof heartthrob of the law school, is asked by a friend to look after his younger brother, who periodically faints and murmurs "kswl (I'm dying from how sweet they are)."
At first:
Xie Lin: What new species of human is this?
Later:
Xie Lin: Oh, this is my husband.
Quietly carries him away...
#Wake up to find yourself with a brother and sister-in-law#
#Things from ancient Earth are so childish, I'm picking on kids#
#My husband keeps criticizing me for shipping couples, but where would I have found him if I hadn't shipped couples#
November 10, 2022. Screenshots saved on Weibo as proof.
Theme: A family should always be together, mua~
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It suddenly occurred to me that Jun Yu died in his twenties in his previous life. When Xing Lian was 35 years old, Jun Yu was already gone!!? He promised that he would entangle (?) Jun Yu in ten years (around the age of 18), but in the end Xing Lian never had this chance QAQ
Really, I think Jun Jue inherited half of his stupidity from his father
Mr. Xue is really a double standard. Will he be even more angry when he finds out the truth in the future? Hahahaha (gloating jpg.)
I always feel that Xing Lian... Emm has a kind of unspeakable regret, especially at the end
Finished spreading flowers, thank you for accompanying me~ Thank you very much to the author's wife for bringing this lovely story, so cute. They walked a long way and stumbled into each other. Xing Lian and Jun Yu, as well as many characters in the book, are clumsy yet gentle people. It's wonderful that they both have a long future, bright and full of hope. I had a lot of fun following the updates, and I would like to thank the author's wife again!
Sure enough, even if you get married, Jun Yu will still be single-minded, hahaha Congratulations on the completion!! Sprinkle flowers~
I feel sorry for Lianlian, and I also feel sorry for Yuyu. They could have been together, and they could have been fine, but now it's not bad. I wish Lianlian and Yuyu will be together forever! (><)
In the ward, I felt so regretful. Help me, I burst into tears.
Ah ah ah, Jun Yu's mother cried bitterly, what a big boy
Holy shit, hahahaha, it's a Shura field in another sense