Petting Big Cats on a Dating Show

A self-brainwashing gong and a sweetheart shou

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Please add my advance notices to your collection: I Became a Wolf Cub and Played the Whole Pack, and A Straight-Laced Man Gets Dragged into an ABO Dating Show. Welcome!

After a car accident leaves Jian Qiao with a damaged brain, he joins a variety show to support himself.

Before setting out, Jian Qiao is full of confidence. A cute-pet variety show will be a piece of cake!

But the day after he had just used all eighteen of his cat-petting tricks, he wakes up to find himself trending at number one on the Star Network for all the wrong reasons.

Primeval Romance is the hottest dating show on Planet Patry recently. The production team has invited five heavyweight guests: a genius mechanic born in the slums, the military academy's top student who scowls at the slightest provocation, a mech warrior who can fight a hundred people but has social anxiety, not to mention a popular celebrity and the top figure in the medical field.

Five big shots turn into beasts and date. Just imagine how exciting it will be!

But on the day the show begins, an ordinary person suddenly joins the cast: Jian Qiao. On his first day, he manages to offend every guest and their fans.

Fans storm the comments to curse Jian Qiao, making passersby who have no idea what's going on curious: I want to see what kind of shameless seductress he is.

After watching: He's clearly my little sweetheart!

The fans are speechless. Jian Qiao's got some serious tricks if he can even win over the passersby.

But later, the guests all switch sides.

Pallas's cat mechanic: Qiao Qiao, your fur is so nice to pet.

White tiger top student: You touched me, so you have to take responsibility! You scumbag!

Fox celebrity: Ugh, your brother actually yelled at you. I'm way better. I'll only listen to Qiao Qiao. If Qiao Qiao doesn't pet me, I don't mind crying alone until dawn.

Hedgehog warrior: None of you furry ones are any good.

Giant python doctor: I may not have fur, but I have two of them!!

Jian Qiao: Help! This cute-pet show turned into a dating show. I thought I was raising pets, but I was actually fishing?!!

Advance Notice: I Became a Wolf Cub and Played the Whole Pack

Lin Zhi wakes up one day as a little wolf cub. Since he's already here, he decides to make the best of it. Lin Zhi thinks there's nothing better than spending his days eating and drinking.

After he mistakes his parents for someone else's for the third time, the Lin family realizes something is seriously wrong.

Lin Zhi's memories only last three months!

To keep Lin Zhi from feeling inferior because of his condition, his family goes to great lengths to keep it a secret.

Just as the family hoped, Lin Zhi doesn't feel inferior. But instead, he develops a mutation: he's a little too confident!

Starting at age six, he begins bringing people home, each one different, and every one of them a wolf.

From then on, the Lin family starts receiving countless complaints, from "Uncle, why doesn't Zhizhi want to be best friends with me anymore?" to "Uncle, I'm carrying Zhizhi's cub. Please let me be the first one through the door!"

The Lin family is shocked: Get a grip! You're a male wolf. You can't have cubs!

Lin Zhi's reputation spreads throughout the entire wolf clan. Every wolf knows the Lin family has produced a heartbreaker who only leads other wolves on. Lin Zhi's "three-month boyfriends" are everywhere, and the only young talent he hasn't gotten his claws into is the clan leader.

Lin Zhi feels wronged. He's so devoted to one wolf!

The Lin family nods. That's right, you're so devoted! You've spent decades focusing on your own kind. Most wolves couldn't manage that.

Until one day, word gets out that Lin Zhi's current boyfriend has been with him for more than three months. The entire wolf clan erupts.

They have to see what kind of little vixen could possibly win Lin Zhi over!

They take a closer look. Isn't that the clan leader?

Oh no! The clan leader is in danger!

[Reading Guide]

1. SC, 1v1, no side couples. There is only one big cat in the story, and it's obvious who the gong is.

2. A silly, sweet story. Time is precious, so if it's not for you, please stop reading. I hope we meet again in my next novel.

Theme: Keep striving to live, no matter where you are.