Put on a Respectable Secret Identity and Play a Dating Game

Going VIP on November 8, with three extra updates totaling 10,000 words (the cover features Gin).

In the real world, it was 996. In another world, it became 007!

[Don't be mad~ Actually, you can't really call it 007. Isn't this still 996? A-Wu is very experienced with this sort of thing~]

"Heh, thanks a lot."

The moment a bullet pierced his heart, Kamishiro Wu was forcibly bound to a System. The System became his heart. To stay alive, he had to travel to different parallel worlds and collect energy to keep the System running. Otherwise, they'd both die.

But this method of collecting energy seemed a little... improper?

[5T5's Tsundere Fiancée]

That year, WTW met the head of the Kamishiro family. "She" was beautiful, held in the arms of a very tall man dressed in black, like a doll. The pink petals of early cherry blossoms settled in "her" hair. The five-year-old WTW thought, if only his reflection could appear in those red eyes.

(The above is all WTW's fantasy. This is actually a story about two people who bicker but fall in love! Warning: cross-dressing. Don't read if that's not your thing.)

[Dazai's Teacher]

What's the right way to teach a walking ball of angst? Kamishiro Wu will tell you: be even more messed up than him.

That way, you can make him even more messed up, then move on to torment your next student (for reference, see the making of Akutagawa Ryunosuke).

But something seems to have gone wrong along the way. Why has this messed-up student's growth gone so off course?

[Gin's "Little Brother"]

"By the way, one's called Gin and the other's called Jin. Are you sure you aren't twins?"

"Hmm... want to know why?"

"You're willing to tell me?"

"Just say that to Gin's face, and I'll tell you."

"..." If you want him dead, just say so.

Kamishiro Wu felt wrongly accused. "Are you doubting me?"

The one who asked the question insisted he wasn't doubting Kamishiro Wu. He just didn't think he could ever hold a place in Gin's heart like Jin did...

(PS: Jin is Gin. They're just different names for the same person.)

[This novel's pairing: Dazai Osamu]

[Coming Soon]

"When 5T5 Comes to Yokohama"

[Everyone's Favorite, Gojo Gets Spoiled, OOC and tons of plot-driven headcanons. Read at your own risk!]

Gojo Satoru, a man hailed as the pinnacle of jujutsu, arrives in Yokohama. How will he survive?

For the newly transmigrated Gojo Satoru, that question had seemed like no big deal. But now, after the [Book] erased his memories of another world, he couldn't help wondering... Just how were these people's brains wired?

In this world, Gojo Satoru's birth no longer heralded the arrival of the pinnacle of jujutsu. Instead, he was the greatest hope for Japan to produce its first ability user who could surpass all others.

But old mandarins are still old mandarins. Gojo Satoru had to go to great lengths to finally escape the Gojo family.

Then he opened his eyes. Why was everyone outside someone he knew?

His childhood friend Dazai Osamu, his temporary guardian Mori Ogai, Edogawa Ranpo, who insisted he was Gojo's older brother, the ever-talkative Nakahara Chuuya from the Sheep, his close friend Geto Suguru, who had memories of a parallel world and worked at the Special Division for Unusual Powers, Ieiri Shoko...

Wow~

Gojo Satoru thought it was lively.

If they started fighting now, it really would be a world war.

1. The author admits to being a chronic procrastinator, but will try to update daily.

2. Updates are posted at midnight. If there's no update at midnight, the schedule is uncertain. If something comes up, a hiatus notice will be posted.

3. A Gary Stu story. Don't read if that's not your thing. The bonus chapters will feature separate HE/BE life stories for characters from each world.

4. No writing advice, please. I write without thinking. Thanks~

Theme: Even when trapped in a desperate situation, never give up. Miracles are born from desperation.