The Low-Energy Junior Disciple's Wellness Routine

Xie Ling, the junior sister of the Sword Sect, was born with very little energy.

She pants after walking a few steps, needs ages to gather the energy to speak, sleeps for eight shichen a day, and the most strenuous exercise she gets is rolling over.

Her master made a quick calculation and announced gravely: At this rate, she won't live to eighteen.

The Wellness System warned: [Host's life force: 1%. Energy: -100. You must absorb yang to nourish yin if you want to survive.]

Xie Ling slowly packed her things. "All right, then I'll transfer to the Hehuan Sect."

The whole sect panicked.

Her senior brother held down her luggage. "Don't go. You can lean on my pecs."

Her second senior brother silently opened his robe. "You can rest on my abs."

Her junior uncle rolled up his sleeves. "You can use my biceps as a pillow."

Her complexion grew rosier by the day. She made it safely past eighteen, and her cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds.

The sect members gasped. "Yikes! This wellness method is terrifying!"

Only one overlooked master spoke up in a quiet voice. "I... can offer you my thighs, too."

No one knew that the aloof master shut himself in his room every day, not to cultivate in seclusion, but to torment himself: Why didn't she choose me?

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#Aren't we sword cultivators? Why are we acting like the Hehuan Sect? #My senior brothers are all wellness power banks #Should I grind high-energy people into powder and drink it, or are they more like popping candy? #I'm so tired. Is this what it means to be too weak to handle nourishment?

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Low-energy heroine x sword master with a motherly streak

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