Pre-collection: "The most famous lady in the world" & "The full-level cub variety show Starship is a hit", please collect it
Copywriting of this article: Lu Xin crossed over and became the stepmother of Qiao Niannian, the heroine of the campus novel. In the future, the male protagonist of the campus novel will avenge Qiao Niannian's childhood abuse.
After Lucin was bankrupted by her cheap son-in-law, she ended up homeless and depressed.
In order to increase the relationship between the male and female protagonists, Lu Xin had to complete tasks assigned by the system from time to time.
During the recording of the variety show, the system asked Lucin to make a dark dish to torture her stepdaughter, so Lucin had no choice but to make a dish of burnt scrambled eggs.
Popular that night #Lucin recreated her late husband's dishes, and her daughter burst into tears#
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System: You must call the heroine a fool today
Lu Xin asked Qiao Niannian to take out her homework with a cold face, and she checked it: "Are you an idiot? You scored 100 points in the exam, don't you know how to brag?"
Qiao Niannian:? ? ? ?
Netizen: This stepmother actually affirms her daughter!
System: What are you?
Lucin: Just tell me whether I scolded you or not?
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System: You must stop the heroine of the campus novel from going out to learn dance.
Lu Xin stopped Qiao Niannian: "Who asked you to go out to learn dancing? Can't I teach you to sing?"
Qiao Niannian, who prefers singing:? ? ?
Netizen: Lucin sings so beautifully!
System: You...
Lucin: Just tell me whether I stopped you or not?
At the end of the variety show recording, Lu Xin became famous for being hard-spoken and soft-hearted, while Qiao Niannian was dubbed the most sensible girl because she had to take care of her troubled stepmother.
Daily life of netizens:
[Let's see what excuses stepmother has to find to take care of Guaiguai today.
[The stepmother is worried and sighs obediently.
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In a campus novel, the heroine Qiao Niannian was targeted by people who liked the school idol because she saved the school idol who was injured in a fight. She was tortured and forced to drop out of school. Even if the school idol healed her in the future, it still became a scar on Qiao Niannian's heart.
That day, Qiao Niannian passed by the alley and saw the school boy who was injured in a fight. Even though he was in a mess and covered with scars, he could not hide his arrogance and wantonness.
Qiao Niannian's heart beat uncontrollably, and then——
Walk quickly.
Qiao Niannian remembered her stepmother's words:
Falling in love with such a person will be a lifetime of misfortune.
Small theater:
I heard that the national mother-in-law, Lu Xin, a well-known wealthy widow in the entertainment industry, was photographed dating Xiao Xianrou?
The trending search exploded #widowhuahuashuojia# #father-in-law#
That night, Qiao Zhi held Lucin in his arms at home, gritting his teeth as he stared at the hot searches.
"I'm not dead yet for these evil netizens!"
Preview of "The No. 1 Lady in the Stars": * Pretend to be a pig and eat tiger sand glyphs.
Wu Qi, whose life goal is to fight the hardest, drink the strongest wine, and become the strongest man, traveled from the apocalypse to the interstellar era, and became a good-for-nothing daughter with double E in mental and physical strength who was just brought home.
Wu Qi, who is tired of living a life of licking blood from the tip of a knife: In this life, I want to be a noble girl who is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting.
So the Wu family, a military family with a strong family background, welcomed back a weak lady who coughed up blood after taking only two steps.
On the first day back home, a famous guzheng song "Fishing Boats Sing Evening" frightened the star beasts within ten miles into a nervous breakdown.
The next day after returning home, Wu Qi washed his hands and made soup. As a result, the house collapsed and the fake daughter was forced to become homeless.
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On the Nth day after returning home, Wu Qi thought about it and felt that as a noble girl, she couldn't do it without academic qualifications.
I immediately submitted my application to Star Jingyi Women's College, but with a trembling hand I applied to the Federal Military University.
After many attempts to withdraw failed, on the day of the entrance examination, a girl wearing a pink lady's dress and her hair flowing down walked into the examination room.
Onlookers:
[Can women come to the battlefield? !
[I'm afraid he's not just a noble idiot who comes here to polish his academic qualifications.
An hour later, this noble "bastard" who came to gild the place defeated the entire audience.
Onlookers:
[The pinker the skirt, the harder the beating will be.
[My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast.
In the interstellar era, it has become everyone's consensus that plant-type abilities are mostly healing aids and are not suitable for combat, but are only suitable for logistics.
Until a certain military academy joint military exercise, a student named Wu Qi broke everyone's perception. She took her piranha with the most ladylike appearance and blew everyone's heads off.
Small theater
During a certain military training, the instructor asked Wu Qi:
"What is your dream?"
It's rare for Wu Qi not to pretend to be a lady: "Drink the strongest wine, fight the hardest, and be the strongest man."
Someone who happened to be passing by and was said to be the strongest in the universe: "..."
Pre-collection of "Maximum Cubs Variety Show Making Starships is a Popularity": The Amer tribe is the most martial nation in the galaxy. Their cubs can build cannonballs at one year old, optical brains at two years old, and starships at three years old.
Yuanyuan is a three-year-old Amir cub who traveled to the earth.
"Wildness Challenge" is the most popular live variety show in China, with contestants from all over the world, including many celebrities.
Because the show was extremely dangerous, all the contestants signed a life or death certificate. However, during the live broadcast, a three-year-old cub broke into the camera.
Whole network:? ? ? Where did this little brat come from?
At first, fans of various players hated Yuanyuan with gritted teeth.
[If you can't protect yourself, just leave this child alone!
[Get rid of this drag bottle!
Later fans covered their swollen faces and knelt down begging Yuanyuan to take away their brothers and sisters.
"Yuanyuan, what are you doing?"
"Kindergarten Homework."
Ye Jiashu looked at the mess in front of Yuanyuan and shook his head. Kindergarten homework is so difficult now.
That night, a wild boar broke into the camp, and Ye Jiashu swallowed nervously.
"Brother, throw this over."
Hearing Yuanyuan's voice, Ye Jiashu threw it away subconsciously.
After a "boom", Ye Jiashu looked at the indescribable pig and backed away in fright.
"Yuanyuan, what was that just now?"
"Brother is so stupid, it's my homework."
Ye Jiashu:? ? ? What are being taught in kindergartens today?
After the wilderness survival variety show ended, fans all over the Internet were looking forward to the top star Yuanyuan coming out for business, but instead they received the news that Yuanyuan had been handed over to the country.
Fans: So angry.
Small theater:
United States: I heard that your country recently had a kid who built a starship on a variety show?
Hua Guo: It's fake, it's all synthetic, it's a variety show effect.
A few days later, a starship took off from the sky over China.
Other countries: Haha, this is also synthetic?
Purpose: Be civilized, establish new trends, and build a harmonious family
Reader comments
Is Niannian related to Lu Tianyi (father and daughter?)
So you can't change to a son-in-law? This mom is enough
Hahahahaha, can we remove the original male lead who is a fool? ? You say he likes Nian Nian, but he knows nothing about Nian Nian and only believes in the "little words" he "sees" and "hears". Everyone knows Nian Nian's true identity, but he doesn't even ask or check. He doesn't even check with Nian Nian's classmates before sending flowers...
"You've been taken too far" is a big bug for the author~
Don't
What kind of aunt is T^T After giving birth, I feel the flesh on my belly and regret giving birth to a baby. But when I look at the baby's little face, I feel it was worth it. I feel divided.
Oh, it's so sweet (^?^)
Sir Qiao who confessed out of nowhere
How should I put it? After reading this, I feel that no matter how stupid the article is, it will not be so stupid.
Oh my god, I really want to see Sir Qiao rolling around and acting cute at his wife:)
Is Niannian related to Lu Tianyi (father and daughter?)
So you can't change to a son-in-law? This mom is enough
Hahahahaha, can we remove the original male lead who is a fool? ? You say he likes Nian Nian, but he knows nothing about Nian Nian and only believes in the "little words" he "sees" and "hears". Everyone knows Nian Nian's true identity, but he doesn't even ask or check. He doesn't even check with Nian Nian's classmates before sending flowers...
"You've been taken too far" is a big bug for the author~ Don't
What kind of aunt is T^T After giving birth, I feel the flesh on my belly and regret giving birth to a baby. But when I look at the baby's little face, I feel it was worth it. I feel divided.
Oh, it's so sweet (^?^) Sir Qiao who confessed out of nowhere
How should I put it? After reading this, I feel that no matter how stupid the article is, it will not be so stupid.
Oh my god, I really want to see Sir Qiao rolling around and acting cute at his wife:)