[All-around rugged bottom who thrives like a weed x Elite top who's useless at everyday life]
The bottom is a poor orphan, fiercely determined and as tenacious as a little weed.
The top is a famous rich second-generation heir, fussy and particular, as pampered as a princess.
They were sworn enemies who couldn't stand each other back in school, and things were no different once they entered the workforce.
One day, they ran into each other at a party. Pretending not to know each other, they accidentally drank drugged wine and were forced to spend a night together.
The bottom thought nothing worse could ever happen to him, but then his company faced bankruptcy.
The only way to solve the crisis was to ask the top for help.
Unwilling to back down, he suddenly came up with a plan--
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The top thought nothing could ever be worse than that night.
Until the bottom, who had vanished for a week, showed up in front of him and bluntly said, "My period's late. I'm probably pregnant."
The top: …?
The bottom made the claim with complete confidence and even showed him some bizarre "evidence."
The top knew he wasn't an idiot and didn't want to damage his reputation, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Fine. We'll get an ultrasound at the hospital in a month."
"I want to see what the hell you've supposedly got growing in there."
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One lie takes countless more to cover it up.
A month became three, and the bottom had exhausted every possible excuse, even claiming, "The checkup this month might harm the baby."
Just as he was about to run out of time and confess--
"Ugh."
"Sir, you're pregnant."
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
The top and bottom stared at each other.
[Little Scene: After They Move In Together]
The top, who had never done a single chore in his life, was flustered and helpless.
"Help! HLEP! Why is the bathroom flooding?!"
"Help me! What do I do about this wrinkled shirt?"
"Ah! This fish is biting me!"
The "pregnant husband" bottom couldn't take it anymore. He rolled up his sleeves. "You idiot, get out of my way!"
-2025.11.17
Thesis: X
